J49: An Erotic Life

kegkilla

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"Hey Hun, my phone is about to die. Can I grab yours to call (kids name) and remind them to _____?"

You had 20 mins and couldn't think of that?
 
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hodj

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He probably went full panic mode and couldn't think at that point.

Should have prepped better for the eventuality Johnny.
 
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ohkcrlho

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Some of Micheles reactionary quotes....
"I was wondering why i couldn't account for the money i gave you"
"you are always on the boys about wasting money"
"you send her money, but you don't send me flowers"
so......i presume bjs are still a no-no?
 
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Remit_sl

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And I thought you had convinced her that the STD was her fault. I think you are getting your lies mixed up J. This whole FB message thing just doesnt seem to fit.
 
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Vinyard_sl

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J49, now is the time to surprise your wife with a shit ton of flowers. One of those come home from work, and the entire walkway or whatever is just filled with them. She will love that!
 

kegkilla

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Johnny want to grab lunch at the Cherry Mill and discuss your troubles? I'm working out at a client in Moorestown now so I'll be going down that way.
 

Chanur

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What the fuck. Still talking to her? Lol you might as well file now.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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when i transmitted the STD i was banished for about 3 months, this may be a longer banishment, i did indicate however, that it was the same girl, but i have used protection since
And how did you explain away the STD at the time lol?

EDIT: Dude, what's with the doubling down? If this isn't enough of a lesson to clean up your ways just do your wife a favor and divorce her.
 

kegkilla

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so what do you say about lunch Johnny? how bout we throw back a few beers and an order of coconut shrimp at Bahama Breeze?