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J49: An Erotic Life
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Bro, that's like asking that fat chick at work who is constantly "dieting" if she has tried the newest offering at Taco Bell yet. We both know she has, but asking isn't cool!
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u rr nothing but trolle plz leabe this thread n neva com bak my kid v smart he made it 2 colege
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We can all just argue until boredom about if we believe it was all real or not. Its like finishing watching/reading American Psycho. Which seems strangely appropriate!
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I still think the story will turn to J convincing his wife that swinging will take their sex life to new heights. It's either that or someone snaps and blows up worse than a Michael Bay movie. This "all is well" with the wife shit isn't entertaining. If I wanted nice wholesome family life I'd watch Fuller House. At least then I could fap to Candice Cameron and Jodie Sweetin.
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Or when one of J's kids inevitably kills a hooker, and the parents will tell the media they never saw it coming. They had such a normal childhood. Maybe J will cover it up to protect his son like a real good dad would.
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J your wife knows what capri looks like, right? If all of this is true, there's a very good chance of capri pulling a long island lolita all over her face. Better make sure she knows to run if she ever sees skeletor approaching her. You said you had contacted her since you officially broke it off. What sorts of things are being said? You better make sure she's not getting the idea that your wife is standing between you and her. Or rather your money and her. Maybe tell her you're still getting a divorce.
Actually she does (did) let him and never reciprocated, which is one of the things, in addition to the blowjobs, he was so huffy about. So they are halfway there even without this recent boost!
J49, do you have a will? If so, can you add a line to notify us when you and Phil Hartman have something in common? Plenty of people have been killed for less.
I think we're missing something here. There's these texts about how it's over - 9:04 AM, then it turns around completely to how you can make her cum without touching - 2:48 PM.
And the rest of the conversation?
And the rest of the conversation?