jaden smith's girlfriend

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Breasts aren't good enough for a real celebrity, so she had to settle for less.
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No tits real celebrity.

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At least post the topless photos of Keira.

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Also gets her tits out for the lads in The hole, think she was 16 then though.
 
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ilikefoods said:
Also gets her tits out for the lads in The hole, think she was 16 then though.
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what does this sentence mean? Who are the lads in the hole? I searched that thinking it was a movie and got a buncha gay glory hole porn.
 
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Jaden with those pink socks. Would be hilarious if he's just been trolling the internet with the teenage angst stupidity and he's actually just a normal/well adjusted kid. Unfortunately it's probably not just an act done for then lols. On the bright side for him, such levels of wierdness usually are beyond what drugs could have done (a la tom cruise) so atleast seems unlikely he will be another rich kid junkie.

Will be hilarious to see what he thinks of himself 10 years from now tho. I'm glad there wasn't any social media around when I was an idiot teenager
 
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Will and Trey the only motherfuckers who know how to smile for a picture.
 
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the choker makes it look like she does anal regularly
 
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what does this sentence mean? Who are the lads in the hole? I searched that thinking it was a movie and got a buncha gay glory hole porn.
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If you IMDB Keira Knightly you'll see that she did, in fact, do a movie called The Hole. Where she showed her tits (to some lads, if you're a Brit I guess). It was in 2001, and she was born in 1985, so apparently she really was 16. Not sure what the laws on that are. Or if she's lying about her birthday to get more roles.
 
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Meh, the non shitty parts of LA have an insanely disproportional high side to the attractive / average / hideous curve of their female population. I have had waitresses in strip malls that look as good if not better than that vacant eyed trollop. Considering his status, the Smith kid is probably a twat if that is the best he can pull in. He should be raking in solid '11s' by the boat load. Hell rich hairy old fat smelly Persian dudes pull in better trim than that in LA.

TLDR: knees too sharp for the geographical socioeconomic waters he is fishing in.
 
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thank god she doesn't go nude as often.
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She looked all methed out scary skinny in Pirates 2, like needed to go to a hospital. Never understood the attraction to Keira.

Kate Bosworth was cute as fuck til she went on the WW2 Jew diet a few years back. I think someone got her a hamburger since then.
 
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Wasn't the chick who played Kevin Spacey's daughter in American Dream 16 or something in that film and had to get special permission to flash her tits? I seem to remember seeing something about that a long time ago.
 
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Wasn't the chick who played Kevin Spacey's daughter in American Dream 16 or something in that film and had to get special permission to flash her tits? I seem to remember seeing something about that a long time ago.
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Thora Birch? Yeah she didn't need to try too hard to get permission her parents were 70s porn stars.
 
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And let us not forget Brooke Shields when she was like 12 or whatever, and again when she was 14ish. Not to mention all those fucked up French movies.
 
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Jesus, I think kiddie porn is pretty much obligatory in French flicks. Remember seeing an artsy film on fekking TV here (Living in Europe) with full frontal nudity for 10 year olds, and then they slept together. Europedos don't need no "Dark Web" shit, they just watch late night Sunday artsy flicks for their fix!
 
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If you IMDB Keira Knightly you'll see that she did, in fact, do a movie called The Hole. Where she showed her tits (to some lads, if you're a Brit I guess). It was in 2001, and she was born in 1985, so apparently she really was 16. Not sure what the laws on that are. Or if she's lying about her birthday to get more roles.
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Basically this. Easy to find the stills from the movie, wasn't sure about posting them though.

Not sure where get your tits out for the lads originated, but it gets chanted a lot at football matches, occasionally in pubs, clubs etc basically anywhere there is a group of drunk guys and a woman walks past.

 
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Didn't Keira show her tits in Domino? She's still British flat so there's not much to celebrate there.
 
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Jesus, I think kiddie porn is pretty much obligatory in French flicks. Remember seeing an artsy film on fekking TV here (Living in Europe) with full frontal nudity for 10 year olds, and then they slept together. Europedos don't need no "Dark Web" shit, they just watch late night Sunday artsy flicks for their fix!
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Also, remember we are a bunch of prudes here in the USA.

Age of consent in most of Europe is ages 14-16.

Consent by age
Age Countries
14 Albania, Andorra, Austria, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Estonia, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Liechtenstein, Macedonia, Montenegro, Portugal, San Marino, Serbia
15 Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Greece, Iceland, Monaco, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden
16 Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Belgium, Finland, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Moldova, Netherlands, Northern Cyprus, Norway, Russia, Spain, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom
17 Cyprus, Ireland
18 Malta, Turkey, Vatican City

Ages of consent in Europe - Wikipedia
 
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