Poll Jeff Bezo's files for divorce. Trades in wife for tranny.

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Is Bezo's new latina a tranny?

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  • Most likely due to observed physical appearance and Bezo's SJW cuckness.

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Chukzombi

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I mean with the remaining 60+ he can still do that, some of you guys seem to have a hard time understanding how stupid fucking rich this man is. So take that Dan Bilzerian someone posted who is always fucking like 20 chicks while instagramming and flying on private jets to fuck more hoes. Jeff is 1,300 Dan Bilzerian's worth of whore fucking cash, if his wife took 1/2 he would still be worth 650 Dan Bilzerian's of whore fucking cash. Money has no value, this bitch takes 1/2 and you can still buy anything you can imagine for the next 500 lifetimes.
still losing 65 billion over dumb shit rustles my inner hebrew.
 
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atalakas

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What if this whole thing is planned and hes getting the divorce to liquidate half his assets cause FTC about to nail Amazon for some shit
 
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B_Mizzle

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What if this whole thing is planned and hes getting the divorce to liquidate half his assets cause FTC about to nail Amazon for some shit

Unlikely, although another possibility is that he pushed the divorce now while the stock price is low, save himself 10 billion.
 
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Fogel

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He's probably got some ultra weird fetish that she'll do that money can't easily buy.
 
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Denaut

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You'd be surprised how low a level of status you have to hit in order for woman to start throwing themselves at you and trying to break up your marriage.

My grandfather was a successful car salesman and eventually opened up a couple of dealerships (this was back before huge corporations owned most of them). He died relatively young so my Uncle took over running the business.

Many years later when I was an adult he told me the unbelievable lengths some women would go through to try and pry him away from my Aunt for their own selfish reasons. He wasn't even close to some Bezosian level either, just moderately successful in a local context and pulling in (i'm guessing) about what a high paid professional would make.
 
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Pops

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This was a couple they were friends with. Owner of brokerage firm I worked at, dumped his wife for his best friend's wife. She and the brst friend came to all our business functions. The aftermath was awkward to say the least.
Lol, we all were saying the exact same thing at the time. Why god, why. His wife was better looking and took him to the cleaners.
 
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Siliconemelons

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Everyone knows the best - new model trade in is a 2X Asian - preferably not American made - a good Asian will be in the "looks 20" range until your dick stops working and then, they can cook.
 
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lost

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He is an ultra douche and living off the hundreds of millions his daddy earned and gave to his dipshit ass, he has already had like 3 heart attacks from all the viagra, blow, and rampant alcoholism. Still he never has to work, spends all his time parting like crazy, shooting guns, going on trips, enjoying all the luxuries life has to offer, all while fucking a cornucopia or mint condition 9s and 10s. Sure most people hate him and most if not all the women are there for the money, but if he can convince 10 hoes to swap his cum back and forth for a shot at a new LV purse then more power to him.

Ya interesting read on his dad after sec violations. https://www.quora.com/How-did-Paul-Bilzerian-get-rich-from-corporate-takeovers
 
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Ignatius

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I think Dan B also washed out of the military or something. Tried to be a SEAL but couldnt hack it.

Also remember reading about him being at the Vegas shooting and asking a cop to give him a gun so he could take out the shooter.

From the street.
 
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iannis

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Not making the cull for seals isn't exactly something to be humiliated about though. Goggins failed at least once, I think it might have been twice. And that guy thrives on misery.

Making it through seems more like you are exactly the kind of crazy that they're looking for and durable enough that they don't think you'll die on accident.
 
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Aamry

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Not making the cull for seals isn't exactly something to be humiliated about though. Goggins failed at least once, I think it might have been twice. And that guy thrives on misery.

Making it through seems more like you are exactly the kind of crazy that they're looking for and durable enough that they don't think you'll die on accident.

According to his JRE interview, Goggins went through SEAL training at least 3 times, due to multiple injuries during them. He also talks about getting rhabdomyolysis at some point, so yeah...
 
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Ignatius

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Oh for sure, I think it was for trying to do something with a broken leg or something...it wasn't standard dropout, it was above and beyond stupidity or something.
 
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Sterling

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SEAL training is no joke and him washing out is whatever.
 
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Oblio

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Here she is pre-op

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Enzee

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waiting for what? jesus christ, you made an ok joke, then beat it to death with autism.
 
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jayrebb

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ok ill spill. his dad absconded with 200 million in fraud money and set it up in a trust for Dan. the way he went about it the victims and SEC can't get to the money.

he served prison time for it. his son Dan gets all the money because his father couldn't touch it since he's constantly being sued individually by victims and has multiple SEC sanctions and judgements against him.

These are the stories our gov prefers you forget about while Dan is spending his blood money.
 
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Enzee

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yes, many of us know that already is my point.. the cover story Dan gives is that he won it from 'poker' but the poker community has investigated and basically debunked that.
However, compared to a lot of the criminal shit that goes on in wall street, his dad didn't do anything that bad. He basically stole money from huge corporations and other super rich people.
 
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