Poll Jeff Bezo's files for divorce. Trades in wife for tranny.

Is Bezo's new latina a tranny?

  • Yes most definitely.

  • Most likely due to observed physical appearance and Bezo's SJW cuckness.

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Foler

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Been reading a lot today about this whole bezo's deal. Noticed he was having an affair with this mexican woman. She's 49 which didn't add up. Why would bezos trade in his wife for that? Observe this picture of said mexican. Notice the wide shoulders, the hiding of the hands, the fake boobs and face plastic?

Jeff Bezos traded his wife in for a tranny. No wonder he hates Trump.

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TJT

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Been reading a lot today about this whole bezo's deal. Noticed he was having an affair with this mexican woman. She's 49 which didn't add up. Why would bezos trade in his wife for that? Observe this picture of said mexican. Notice the wide shoulders, the hiding of the hands, the fake boobs and face plastic?

Jeff Bezos traded his wife in for a tranny. No wonder he hates Trump.

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This skanks is 49?

God damn. If I was richest man in the world, I'd gladly let my wife have 50 billion dollars and go about fucking an endless parade of 18-25 year olds... until I keeled over.
 

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This skanks is 49?

God damn. If I was richest man in the world, I'd gladly let my wife have 50 billion dollars and go about fucking an endless parade of 18-25 year olds... until I keeled over.
This is why I would never have 130 billion fucking dollars.. when I reached like 1 billion dollars I would spend the rest of my life traveling between my houses, yachts, and taking vacations. All while eating fist fulls of Viagra plowing as much 18 year old jail bait ass as I could along the way.
 

Foler

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Yeah, why would a 54 year old guy want to date a mature 49 year old that looks like a sexy 35 year old? Insane!!!

She ain't a tranny; my God you're really creating some intellectually handicapped threads here Foler.
Seems like that estrogen is kicking your jealousy in! It may not be too late to try and sell him on a younger version such as yourself.
 

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yes, she has plastic on her face, yes her boobs are fake, and the last bikini pic does not do her hands any favors.

Maybe bezos is just thinking about her from 2002, that was a nice year for her.
 

Foler

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But yah, more proof that if you are a good looking woman with no other skills. You can marry your way into the big leagues without doing shit else but popping some kids out for him. Women have more agency than men can dream of.
Def agree with you but didn't she work as his hedge fund? Could google it but don't wanna click away. Maybe she was just a secretary.
 
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Foler

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yes, she has plastic on her face, yes her boobs are fake, and the last bikini pic does not do her hands any favors.

Maybe bezos is just thinking about her from 2002, that was a nice year for her.
LOOK AT THOSE MONSTER MAN HANDS. VEINS are LITERALLY POPPING OUT. If anyone thinks that's not a tranny then lol. 100% confirmed tranny.
 

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On this topic? Super Rich man opts to upgrade at the wife position... only surprise is him not having a pre-nup.

Hurm....

Zuckerberg about to be facing a very dangerous class action law suit in Illinois over privacy concerns....
Bezos knocked down a peg and Amazon given reason to panic over his affair/divorce....
Apple getting knocked around because of strain involving China (who is dealing with a US trade war...)

Who do we know capable of manipulating these kinds of events with the 4d chess chops to work the situation?


na, too easy....



Next up?
Anti Trust against Google, while the RBG passing and subsequent Barrett confirmation distracts the MSM/REEEEEE patrol.
 

iannis

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Next up?
Anti Trust against Google, while the RBG passing and subsequent Barrett confirmation distracts the MSM/REEEEEE patrol.
I would be the happiest Jew on Christmas.

But honestly I think Silicon Valley is just involved in their own power struggle and it doesn't have much to do with Trump. I'll be happy to be wrong. But these are New Rich. Bezos started a fucking book company (BOOKS!) that turned into the replacement for brick and mortar stores. It's actually amazing how stable he is. Zuckerberg stole a good idea at exactly the right time. Jobs died, his partner had left long before. Apple was most likely going to go through serious trouble. All companies like that do when they're founded and guided by a single minded man. Microsoft is no different... they've gone to hell after Gates left, too.

Still... anti-trust against google and I'll yank one out to a picture of Melania while saluting.
 
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