Poll Jeff Bezo's files for divorce. Trades in wife for tranny.

Is Bezo's new latina a tranny?

  • Yes most definitely.

  • Most likely due to observed physical appearance and Bezo's SJW cuckness.

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Sadre Spinegnawer

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Bezos went full retard.
Well, he didn't go full OJ, so I guess we got that to hang on to.

I hope she becomes the new hyper Leona Helmsley. Takes the billions, becomes the biggest slumlord in California, starts a lifestyle brand of soaps and essential oils with Gwyneth Paltrow, writes a memoir entitled "My Thruth, My Journey," and transitions to a bullfrog.
 

Aaron

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This is why I would never have 130 billion fucking dollars.. when I reached like 1 billion dollars I would spend the rest of my life traveling between my houses, yachts, and taking vacations. All while eating fist fulls of Viagra plowing as much 18 year old jail bait ass as I could along the way.
So you'd basically be like Dan Bilzerian? Me too, bro. Me too!
 

BoozeCube

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That Dan dude is such an arrogant cunt with a highly punchable face. He probably has to pay 20% over the market value just for any of those thots to be seen near his jew ass
He is an ultra douche and living off the hundreds of millions his daddy earned and gave to his dipshit ass, he has already had like 3 heart attacks from all the viagra, blow, and rampant alcoholism. Still he never has to work, spends all his time parting like crazy, shooting guns, going on trips, enjoying all the luxuries life has to offer, all while fucking a cornucopia or mint condition 9s and 10s. Sure most people hate him and most if not all the women are there for the money, but if he can convince 10 hoes to swap his cum back and forth for a shot at a new LV purse then more power to him.
 

Pops

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He is an ultra douche and living off the hundreds of millions his daddy earned and gave to his dipshit ass, he has already had like 3 heart attacks from all the viagra, blow, and rampant alcoholism. Still he never has to work, spends all his time parting like crazy, shooting guns, going on trips, enjoying all the luxuries life has to offer, all while fucking a cornucopia or mint condition 9s and 10s. Sure most people hate him and most if not all the women are there for the money, but if he can convince 10 hoes to swap his cum back and forth for a shot at a new LV purse then more power to him.
Sounds like heaven.
 

TJT

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Jeff Bezos’ Raunchy Text Messages That Prove Illicit Affair

“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.”
Richest man in the world. Can't be bothered to have a secure texting app for his illicit messages. Shit is just dumb. It's like Tiger Woods all over again.

If I am the richest man in the world. Lord knows I'd be fucking around because hell yeah. I'd have a secretary I pay six figures and their only job is to arrange hookers for me and not draw attention to the wife.
 

Aaron

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Richest man in the world. Can't be bothered to have a secure texting app for his illicit messages. Shit is just dumb. It's like Tiger Woods all over again.

If I am the richest man in the world. Lord knows I'd be fucking around because hell yeah. I'd have a secretary I pay six figures and their only job is to arrange hookers for me and not draw attention to the wife.
But then it would all blow up in your face when the secretary gets jealous of all the time you're spending with some skank ho she help find for you because then you stop paying attention to her, spills the beans to your wife and flees to Brazil with the entire contents of your "expense account" :D
 

Chukzombi

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So you'd basically be like Dan Bilzerian? Me too, bro. Me too!
I'm gonna be that guy. outside of fucking, who wants to be in a room full of dizzy bitches? i used to work in an office in my early 20s where it was 10 to one dizzy bitches and the vapid conversations you witness makes you want to jam glowing red hot forks into your eardrums.
 

Barellron

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I'm gonna be that guy. outside of fucking, who wants to be in a room full of dizzy bitches? i used to work in an office in my early 20s where it was 10 to one dizzy bitches and the vapid conversations you witness makes you want to jam glowing red hot forks into your eardrums.
True, but Dan B has "Fuck you, shut your fucking mouth" money. I bet he has contracts with all these women that stipulate you can't do gossipy shit or spend X amount of time on your phone per day or your contract is void and you get swapped out for a newer model.
 
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