Jungle Cruise (2020)

Name: Jungle Cruise (2020)
Director: Jaume Collet-Serra
Released: 2020-07-23

spronk · Oct 11, 2019

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Title: Jungle Cruise (2020)

Genre: Action, Adventure

Director: Jaume Collet-Serra

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Jack Whitehall, Edgar Ramírez, Jesse Plemons, Paul Giamatti, Dani Rovira

Release: 2020-07-23

Plot: Disney’s live-action adaptation of its iconic theme park ride.

spronk · Oct 11, 2019

July 24th, 2020

looks like Emily Blunt's Mummy with some Pirates of the Caribbean thrown in

looks also like it continues The Rock's policy of "i don't have a dick" weird asexuality

Siliconemelons · Oct 11, 2019

Better be one and done like pirates should have been

Lenardo · Oct 16, 2019

ya the rock should be banging the chicks in the movies like arnold implied. but he is going for this weird "family friendly" version(ie it's all the marketer's/agent's fault imo).

i am intrigued by the movie, will probably see it.

JOESAN21 · Nov 13, 2019

Disney's 'Jungle Cruise' Has Coming Out Scene with Openly Gay Character

Disney's ready to introduce its first openly gay character in "Jungle Cruise," but not ready to say "gay."

www.google.com

You’ve got to be kidding me with this horseshit. Disney can’t just make a fun adventure movie, they have to insert something to appease the rainbow mafia. My daughter loves Disney, but we are slowly pulling away from them over crap like this.

Didn’t Walt hate fags anyway?

Kuriin · Nov 13, 2019

Calm down, buttercup. Your daughter is likely a lesbian, anyways.

Attog · Nov 14, 2019

JOESAN21 said:
Disney's 'Jungle Cruise' Has Coming Out Scene with Openly Gay Character

Disney's ready to introduce its first openly gay character in "Jungle Cruise," but not ready to say "gay."

www.google.com

You’ve got to be kidding me with this horseshit. Disney can’t just make a fun adventure movie, they have to insert something to appease the rainbow mafia. My daughter loves Disney, but we are slowly pulling away from them over crap like this.

Didn’t Walt hate fags anyway?

Siliconemelons · Nov 14, 2019

"First" openly gay? are they saying all the fags and trannys in live action beauty and the beast were all not open? or are they actually talking about the character in the characters world being open and "free" - not just, us as the viewers (and you know, real people) can OPENLY see the fags?

Gravel · Nov 14, 2019

JOESAN21 said:
Disney's 'Jungle Cruise' Has Coming Out Scene with Openly Gay Character

Disney's ready to introduce its first openly gay character in "Jungle Cruise," but not ready to say "gay."

www.google.com

You’ve got to be kidding me with this horseshit. Disney can’t just make a fun adventure movie, they have to insert something to appease the rainbow mafia. My daughter loves Disney, but we are slowly pulling away from them over crap like this.

Didn’t Walt hate fags anyway?

I've been having this conversation often with my wife, but I just want to be fucking entertained. I don't need to be preached to.

I keep getting examples of shows where they insert this stuff and it's not necessary (first that come to mind are Survivor last night with #metoo, Big Brother with "racism," and Superstore over the last year with an ICE plotline).

Eventually I'll just stop consuming media altogether.

Xarpolis · Nov 14, 2019

Xadion said:
"First" openly gay? are they saying all the fags and trannys in live action beauty and the beast were all not open? or are they actually talking about the character in the characters world being open and "free" - not just, us as the viewers (and you know, real people) can OPENLY see the fags?

They're going to be going down the river on their boat, and a frog will spit slime in some guy's mouth. He'll comment that it tastes like semen, and he LOVES eating semen. Then the girl will also try some, saying semen is just for the girls, and he'll slap her hand away with a "tisk tisk" kind of expression. Then he'll catch the frog that spit on him, and stuff it up his own asshole.

Finally, some openly gay content!

Siliconemelons · Nov 14, 2019

Xarpolis said:
They're going to be going down the river on their boat, and a frog will spit slime in some guy's mouth. He'll comment that it tastes like semen, and he LOVES eating semen. Then the girl will also try some, saying semen is just for the girls, and he'll slap her hand away with a "tisk tisk" kind of expression. Then he'll catch the frog that spit on him, and stuff it up his own asshole.

Finally, some openly gay content!

So a movie version of a pride parade? nice

mkopec · Nov 14, 2019

Gravel said:
I've been having this conversation often with my wife, but I just want to be fucking entertained. I don't need to be preached to.

I keep getting examples of shows where they insert this stuff and it's not necessary (first that come to mind are Survivor last night with #metoo, Big Brother with "racism," and Superstore over the last year with an ICE plotline).

Eventually I'll just stop consuming media altogether.

Yep, I agree. I really dont care either way, I guess im used to it now that almost 100% of shows, movies all have some gay shit in them these days. But for a 3-5% of society they sure like to shoehorn their way into 100% of Hollywood shit these days, dont they?

Kovaks · Nov 14, 2019

For some shows it is annoying because it becomes the focus, most of the time the issue is the "news" making these things such a big deal. So there are some gays in the movie but it isn't even really a plot point, I doubt I would even notice or care if no one made a big stink about it in the news.

spronk · May 27, 2021

out in theaters July 30th

will also be $30 on Disney+ July 30th too, just like Cruella is now. Then free on D+ a few months later.

Mist · May 27, 2021

This could have been better if it was 2 bears with an airplane.

spronk · May 27, 2021

The Rock in The Jungle is its own cinematic universe now, like half of his movies have taken place in the jungle

Animosity · May 27, 2021

Im sure it will be entertaining. Im curious to see just how ridiculous it gets.

Goatface · Jul 30, 2021

so anyone see this yet? how gay is the gay?

spronk · Jul 30, 2021

The gay is China and Mohammed friendly. you can tell its fine because the blue hairs hate it

its on $30 D+ too today, aka 15 gig 4k Atmos HDR torrents too. Gonna download and watch this weekend, i'm sure it'll be basically a shittier Indiana Jones + Jumanji.

Aychamo BanBan · Jul 30, 2021

Goatface said:
so anyone see this yet? how gay is the gay?

This movie is horrible. Honestly one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. Absolutely boring, stupid action, etc. Watched it on Disney premier access.

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