While i would normally agree, or be the one posting this, i can"t say i would fuck it. But this post still applies to the rest, because i"m 10x hotter than anyone else here.Brittney said:
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Double bag it, then. Half the people claiming they wouldn"t fuck her are probably virgins, for god"s sake.
My opinion is still the same. She is just another cam hoe. I wouldn"t fuck her because I"m not a fucking horn dog that fucks anything that moves. I will not go after some skank, I could care less if she has a hoof. For pretty much everyone it has to do with the fact she is an internet cam ho.
She had to wait till she was like 22 to get a nose job because her bone plates had to stop growing, or else the surgery would just get fucked up.
Cleft anything is never plastic surgerified till after you are done growing. I went to school w/ a girl who had cleft pallette and was fugly, but could string a noodle from nose to mouth with ease.Eomer said:
She had to wait till she was like 22 to get a nose job because her bone plates had to stop growing, or else the surgery would just get fucked up.
Negative here. There was a 6 year dry spell, but married now since Oct 2nd.Eomer said:
Got all the (beep) I can handle.
... Bonzai
Well not bangin her cus she?s a dumb cunt internet ho is a good reason I guess. But fooz sayin they wouldn?t hit it cus she?s fugly are stupid.Bonzai Da Gnome said:
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I"m sorry, this made me lol irl.
And for the record, since I am currently on a 4 month and counting dry spell, I would indeed hit the minotaur. I wouldn"t brag about it, but yeah, I"d hit it.
You could go "here piggy piggy piggy" or "soooooooweee!" when you want to get her in bed.
All jokes aside (since I"d probably hit it), I think what would be pretty funny is that she could admit, then raise her rates up, and although she"d get a whole new crowd of fucked up fans, she"d probably make more money.
All jokes aside (since I"d probably hit it), I think what would be pretty funny is that she could admit, then raise her rates up, and although she"d get a whole new crowd of fucked up fans, she"d probably make more money.
` I wouldn"t hit it if the universe depended
on it. Which it pretty much does.
` Signed, the Lord of Zero.
on it. Which it pretty much does.
` Signed, the Lord of Zero.
Sorry ... I dont think shes attractive... Don"t get me wrong, like i said if I was drunk i would definetly fuck her... But if i was sober at a bar shes not the type of girl i would hit on. I also dont think paris hilton is hot... they both have that "i look good when im caked over, but imagine wut i look like when i wake up" style.
Sorry bro... If it dissapoints you or somehow threatens your manhood. I just don"t like girls who use way to much makeup to cover up the obvious fact that they arnt very hot. I"d rather have a "girl-next door" with natural beauty then some girl who cakes herslef everynight and takes 2 hours to get rdy.
Btw... Just for the record, although i doubt you wil believe me, I have a gf... we have been together for the last 3 years and 8 months.... Lots of sex.... lots of head.... So you shouldn"t stereotype because of your shortcomings...
Sorry bro... If it dissapoints you or somehow threatens your manhood. I just don"t like girls who use way to much makeup to cover up the obvious fact that they arnt very hot. I"d rather have a "girl-next door" with natural beauty then some girl who cakes herslef everynight and takes 2 hours to get rdy.
Btw... Just for the record, although i doubt you wil believe me, I have a gf... we have been together for the last 3 years and 8 months.... Lots of sex.... lots of head.... So you shouldn"t stereotype because of your shortcomings...
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No, that is pretty funny. The combination of his post, the army pic, and then the guy"s ass combines into teh funnay.James said: