Killer clown sightings

Voyce

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Juggalos aren't 'cool' Wizardhawk

 

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Halloween is 32 days away, shit is going to go down.

 

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There is a thing with clowns around here as well, last week a bunch of kids got harassed by a clown or two about an hour away from there. Clowns Reportedly Harassing Children in Schuylkill County

This area is all small town, backwoods, stuck in 1984 style stuff so something like this is like a major event, heh.

 

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Voyce said:

Juggalos aren't 'cool' Wizardhawk

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Correct but I didn't realize juggalos wore masks and whatnot. I assumed this whole thing was people actually dressed like clowns...

 

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Oldbased

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Lots of scanner traffic tonight in my town for PD/SO responding to clown sightings. I wasn't aware walking down the road in daylight wearing a clown mask resulted in siren response. Halloween is going to be hell this year I can tell.

 

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Its what happens when half of the population is functionally retarded.

 

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how the fuck is wearing a mask over teh age of 16 a felony ?? are these the same states that have sodomy laws for going down on your wife?

 

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I believe many of these laws are relics of the reconstruction era when butthurt confederates would put pillows on their heads and scare former slaves.

 

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Big Phoenix said:

I believe many of these laws are relics of the reconstruction era when butthurt confederates would put pillows on their heads and scare former slaves.

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Did they dress up like spooky ghosts?

 

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Big Phoenix said:

I believe many of these laws are relics of the reconstruction era when butthurt confederates would put pillows on their heads and scare former slaves.

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16 + = Felony was Colorado.

 

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Oldbased

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16+ is a class b misdemeanor for most places in KY it appears, often in city limits only. Appears most of the laws were passed in late 70's/early 80s. Doesn't say why but Wiki speculates it was related to KKK outfits.

 

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This reminds me of the time I came out of a haunted house with my friends and some guy jumped out at us and got kicked in the balls.


In case your wondering it went down like this.

 

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Voyce

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Big Phoenix said:

Its what happens when half of the population is functionally retarded.

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How to identify a candidate to be Purged.

A. People who walk around in clown attire.
B. People who watched and enjoyed the Purge movies.

 

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Voyce

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Zapatta said:

how the fuck is wearing a mask over teh age of 16 a felony ?? are these the same states that have sodomy laws for going down on your wife?

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I would imagine said laws exist for this exact reason.

 

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kegkilla My receptionist saw a clown last night she lives in West Chester.

I wonder how many more of these are not being reported.

 

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Zapatta said:

are these the same states that have sodomy laws for going down on your wife?

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Wait, what? Oral sex is sodomy, or am I just doing oral sex wrong?

 

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kegkilla

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kegkilla My receptionist saw a clown last night she lives in West Chester.

I wonder how many more of these are not being reported.

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Ah yes, they've almost made it to Philadelphia

 

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Wait, what? Oral sex is sodomy, or am I just doing oral sex wrong?

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are these people just reporting this nonsense as a troll or are dumbasses actually dressing up like clowns and chasing kids? cuz if thats the case we would be seeing some dead fucking clowns by now.

 

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