Let's talk about sex redux

There's a big Barnes and Nobels nearby, no idea of it's sexual preference. I dont like the gloryhole idea though, I like to see what and who I'm doing. Someone told me she and her husband went in the Whole Foods bathroom. The bathroom thing is kinda eh though. Unless it's a nice place with a single person bathroom maybe if that's what you mean.

I also like the idea of a park.

Deathwing_sl said:

Is there a way to tell a bookstore is gay besides gloryholes in the bathroom?

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If the majority of customers are gay versus a more eclectic crowd. Or if there's an actual gay/lesbian section. Those fags love those gay/lesbian sections. Oh, and porn, too.

Dashel_sl said:

There's a big Barnes and Nobels nearby, no idea of it's sexual preference. I dont like the gloryhole idea though, I like to see what and who I'm doing. Someone told me she and her husband went in the Whole Foods bathroom. The bathroom thing is kinda eh though. Unless it's a nice place with a single person bathroom maybe if that's what you mean.

I also like the idea of a park.

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The good thing about gloryhole is that you can either get oral sex or even buttsex. Bad thing is, you're gonna get herpes and warts. You're not gonna have a good day.

Unlit park bench at night. Take a knife.

don't people have sex in changing rooms anymore?!?!

Kuriin knows far too much about bookstore glory-holes and the ramifications of them.

One day at work (supermarket) we had a driver call up and say he was pulling in with his trailer. So I went out back and he was honking his airhorn like nuts. I opened up the bay and there I see in front of me a girl facing me with hands on the cement and a dude pounding her. They were between the building and a dropped trailer so literally no one would ever see them there and it was at night. If the driver wasn't paying attention he probably would've killed them. They saw us and ran for their lives. It was the strangest day at work.. until this guy went outside our store and started shooting diarrhea out of his ass against the storefront walls. That's a story for another thread.

Well that was basically the whole story anyways. He was mentally challenged. Just plopped down his pants and started shitting against the store (diarrhea). He then ran away full speed laughing and smiling.

yeah I can't jerk off to that.

Dashel_sl said:

Ok, so what are the best spots for sex in public?

One site suggested the "Employee Only" areas that connect the stores in a shopping mall. I am going to be in a shopping mall later, anyone have any idea if this is a good call or not?

If not I'm thinking the top of one the multi level parking lot just between some parked cars.

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The employee only areas at the shopping malls echo.

And the retard shitting on the stores wall -- lol. I like this kid. Even if I was the one that had to go out there and spray it all down with a hose. That kid is good people.

Iannis_sl said:

The employee only areas at the shopping malls echo.

And the retard shitting on the stores wall -- lol. I like this kid. Even if I was the one that had to go out there and spray it all down with a hose. That kid is good people.

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Yep wasn't me. The best part was they always make the one down syndrome kid at work do that stuff. So a tard picked up a tards shit. Perfect.

Ronaan_sl said:

Alright then, straight to the donkey midget amputee triple tranny fisting!

(not... told her to pick and she had no idea what she wants. And something else came up so not in the mood right now anyway.)

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In the end I just got us a "best of" sampler. She was pretty shy about the thought despite her being the one that brought it up initially.
Yesterday we finally had the time and mood to start watching.
Her first reaction when the nasty bits pop out: "wow, they show more than those late night sex movies on tv".
Yeah no shit Miss Marple!

Altogether, I sense greatness ahead. She was really turned on and I also sense a growing porn collection in my future.
Oh and sex in public seems to be coming up someday as well... maybe just start with fucking someplace in the woods behind the house.
Hope her father doesn't go for a walk then though.

Apparently google doesn't like this thread. Moving it to Screenshots. Have fun guys.

Lol apparently goole hates the internet:

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I browse through new posts anyways, I wouldn't know where most of the threads could be found.

Quineloe_sl said:

I browse through new posts anyways, I wouldn't know where most of the threads could be found.

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Mostly this

Great news! Now we can troll in this thread.

Has anyone been with a girl who squirts? I had sex with one for awhile and started getting the sneaking suspicion that she was just pissing on me.