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Long full disclosure
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Talking care of my son, spending time with my boyfriend when he isn"t working, listening to music, internet, going walking with my son and my boyfriend, Chase.aychamo_aycono said:
I understand your arms are a tad on the short side, but you should take a little of the free time you aren"t spending sucking men into the horrid abyss you call a vag and maybe roll that shit up and tuck it away.Shelly1989 said:
I"m still blinded by the pic of that shit flapping in the breeze.
I have cheated on 2 people. I cheated on Daniel (with Troy once) and Jonathan (with David twice and Jeremy, whom at the time I just made-out with for 3 days). I had a one night stand once with my friend, Joseph Taylor. Picture of Joseph:http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2037442_n.jpgI have had 7 partners in order: Javier, Troy, Adam, David, Jonathan, Joseph, and Jeremy. I have dated 9 different guys out of 20 relationship.
Time-line of my ex boyfriends in order by the first time dating:
1. Troy (8 times) total of about 6 months from Nov.15-28, 2005 & Jan. 5-9, 2006 & Jan. 28- May 2, 2006 & Jan. 24- Feb. 19, 2007 & June 6-11, 2007 & Oct. 24- Nov. 5, 2007 & Dec. 22-24, 2007 & Jan. 16-18, 2008;http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2058173_n.jpg
2. John (once) total of about 3 months from May 2- July 22, 2006;http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1936681_n.jpg
3. Chris (twice) total of a little over 4 months from July 22- Nov. 12, 2006 & Nov. 14- 26, 2006;http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4002699_n.jpg
4. Javier (once) total of a month from April 4- May 9, 2007;http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2208323_n.jpg
5. Daniel (once) total of a month from Sept. 26-Oct. 26, 2007;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3838217_n.jpg
6. Adam (once) total of about 2 months from Jan. 22- March 18, 2008;http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2075346_n.jpg
7. David (twice) total of about 7 months from March 10-19, 2008 & April 2- Oct. 11, 2008, got married on July 24, 2008 and separated Oct. 13, 2008;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1425935_n.jpg(Old Picture)
8. Jonathan (once) total of about 11 months from Nov. 10, 2008- Oct. 6, 2009;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3072129_n.jpg
9. Jeremy (3 times) total of about 11 months from Oct. 6- Dec. 23, 2009 & Dec. 25, 2009- April 12, 2010 & April 26- Sept. 5, 2010, got pregnant in May of 2010.http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2419402_n.jpg
Ranking by my relationships in order of dating them and/or fucking:
1. Troy - personality (8), looks (5)
2. John - personality (9), looks (1)
3. Chris - personality (10), looks (7)
4. Javier - personality (7), looks (5)
5. Daniel - personality (10), looks (6)
6. Adam - personality (10), looks (10)
7. David - personality (5), looks (7)
8. Jonathan - personality (10), looks (6)
9. Joseph - personality (8), looks (7) [Just a friend with a one night stand]
10. Jeremy - personality (-10), looks (5)
Note: ranking would be lower if I wasn"t just comparing them out of all my relationship.
Time-line of my ex boyfriends in order by the first time dating:
1. Troy (8 times) total of about 6 months from Nov.15-28, 2005 & Jan. 5-9, 2006 & Jan. 28- May 2, 2006 & Jan. 24- Feb. 19, 2007 & June 6-11, 2007 & Oct. 24- Nov. 5, 2007 & Dec. 22-24, 2007 & Jan. 16-18, 2008;http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2058173_n.jpg
2. John (once) total of about 3 months from May 2- July 22, 2006;http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1936681_n.jpg
3. Chris (twice) total of a little over 4 months from July 22- Nov. 12, 2006 & Nov. 14- 26, 2006;http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4002699_n.jpg
4. Javier (once) total of a month from April 4- May 9, 2007;http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2208323_n.jpg
5. Daniel (once) total of a month from Sept. 26-Oct. 26, 2007;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3838217_n.jpg
6. Adam (once) total of about 2 months from Jan. 22- March 18, 2008;http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2075346_n.jpg
7. David (twice) total of about 7 months from March 10-19, 2008 & April 2- Oct. 11, 2008, got married on July 24, 2008 and separated Oct. 13, 2008;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1425935_n.jpg(Old Picture)
8. Jonathan (once) total of about 11 months from Nov. 10, 2008- Oct. 6, 2009;http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3072129_n.jpg
9. Jeremy (3 times) total of about 11 months from Oct. 6- Dec. 23, 2009 & Dec. 25, 2009- April 12, 2010 & April 26- Sept. 5, 2010, got pregnant in May of 2010.http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2419402_n.jpg
Ranking by my relationships in order of dating them and/or fucking:
1. Troy - personality (8), looks (5)
2. John - personality (9), looks (1)
3. Chris - personality (10), looks (7)
4. Javier - personality (7), looks (5)
5. Daniel - personality (10), looks (6)
6. Adam - personality (10), looks (10)
7. David - personality (5), looks (7)
8. Jonathan - personality (10), looks (6)
9. Joseph - personality (8), looks (7) [Just a friend with a one night stand]
10. Jeremy - personality (-10), looks (5)
Note: ranking would be lower if I wasn"t just comparing them out of all my relationship.
The bitch will obviously marry and fuck anyone that doesnt run away screaming at the sight of her, so yeah they are probably getting married. Somewhere in the internet a message board will soon experience Galiemdrama v2.0
I must add that when I was dating David we let a friend, Clay, move in with us. When David and I separated and he moved out, Clay stayed with me while he was dating a friend of mine. A month later, I let Jonathan move in while dating him. A few months later, my room mate Clay moved out to Texas. Then, I met Jeremy and broke up with Jonathan to be with Jeremy. Jonathan moved out and then, a few days to a few weeks Jeremy moved in. I support all of the guys with food and paid all the bills by myself. After 7 months of living together in my old downtown apartment, Jeremy and I moved into our trailer halving all expenses in Bossier. A month later, we find out I was pregnant. Jeremy and I tried to work it out until Jan. 2011 and once on Feb. 14th we was talking about working things out. In case, he wants to lie.Shelly1989 said:
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Can an admin please delete those posts by Shelly? That is way too much of people"s personal info. ESPECIALLY if some boss Google"s these fuckers names and fucking midget"s wizard sleeve twat pops up. UGH
Shelly - what kind of sad retard are you? No one wants that much info about your gross fucking life.
Shelly - what kind of sad retard are you? No one wants that much info about your gross fucking life.
Wow, I bet these guys are fucking THRILLED that you posted first and last names along with pictures on teh internetz of them with the accusation that they fucked somone who works as a golf tee at a driving range!Shelly1989 said:
I meant to take out their last names. I list them before to a friend of mine who knew all of them. So, I just copied the message I sent to my friend and paste to here but, I forgot to take out their last names before I submitted the post.Goanad said:
Who DOES that? I think ranking guys was cool in, like, 6th grade. Do you draw hearts and arrows and other gay shit drawn on your notebook, too?Shelly1989 said:
God damn. I don"t even remember the names of some of the chicks I"ve dated/humped on, let alone knowing the exact timeline/phone number/social security #. That"s some serious stalker shit right there.
lol shewouldgive Jonathan a 10 for personality. That poor guy. He was more her puppy than a man. The poor guy wouldn"t move or speak without her permission. Within three months of leaving her, he had a truck, a job, and he is now in college in Michigan. He couldn"t leave the apartment without her blessing, and now he moved literally across the country to get away.
Also (thambokx), I never have had an STD nor did I live with Shelly, Jonathan, and Clay. By the time I was in the picture, Clay was long gone. Jonathan was gone shortly after -- something he has thanked me for profusely. From what she told me, I thought I was rescuing her from an abusive man (ba da ta da -- Captain Save-a-Ho), but it turns out I was saving him (ba da ta pfffft -- Wat?).
I won"t iron outallthe details of my autobiography here though -- just the relevant ones.
Here"s a funny bit though: Ashley dated Adam too. Both Shelly and Ashley describe him as "a cheater". BUT I could see Shelly giving him a 10 for personality; apparently back in high school he was the only male whom actually got to know her. Speaking of high school, I"ll never forget when I met another acquaintance of hers from that era of her life. She damn near shrieked when she saw Shelly, and proclaimed, "It"s the biter!"
Apparently Shelly went around biting people back then, as the story I was told goes. Someone would say something smart to her, she"d reach up with her face and om-nom-nom. Aren"t Pygmies cannibals? Anyway...
Also (thambokx), I never have had an STD nor did I live with Shelly, Jonathan, and Clay. By the time I was in the picture, Clay was long gone. Jonathan was gone shortly after -- something he has thanked me for profusely. From what she told me, I thought I was rescuing her from an abusive man (ba da ta da -- Captain Save-a-Ho), but it turns out I was saving him (ba da ta pfffft -- Wat?).
I won"t iron outallthe details of my autobiography here though -- just the relevant ones.
Here"s a funny bit though: Ashley dated Adam too. Both Shelly and Ashley describe him as "a cheater". BUT I could see Shelly giving him a 10 for personality; apparently back in high school he was the only male whom actually got to know her. Speaking of high school, I"ll never forget when I met another acquaintance of hers from that era of her life. She damn near shrieked when she saw Shelly, and proclaimed, "It"s the biter!"
Apparently Shelly went around biting people back then, as the story I was told goes. Someone would say something smart to her, she"d reach up with her face and om-nom-nom. Aren"t Pygmies cannibals? Anyway...
Wait, wait. LULZfromHeaven, I can"t fucking help myself. I am filled with the laughter of a thousand giddy gnomes.
Ooookay. Let"s dissect this history as it was told to me.
1. Troy - personality (8, 5)
6. Adam - (10,10)
7. David - personality (5,7)
David and I went for a walk once. I saw a Dodge Caliber with a body kit to make it look like a Camaro, and I thought it was boss. So, when I said "Man, check out that car," he replied, "That"s mine.", "I built that.", AND "That"s my friend"s and he"s letting me use it," all within about five minutes. The car was parked in the "Physician"s Parking" spot at a hospital.
David is a bit delusional, but from what I can tell he makes shit up to get people to like him.
8. Jonathan - personality (10,6)
9. Joseph - (8,7) [Just a friend with a one night stand]
There"s not much to say on this one. It"s as she says, except that this was one of Jonathan"s homeless buddies.
10. Jeremy - (-10,5)
I"ll leave this one alone, except for one thing. Every guy she has been with got with her out of pity, was nuts, or got with her at a very low point in their lives. Take Jonathan. He was homeless. Or David. He"s nuts. I was in the middle of a massive mindfuck. Adam had pity -- he"s got more chicks than Larry Flynt. Javier is an illegal immigrant, and he gets off on rape apparently. Troy isn"t off the deep end but apparentlyisthe deep end.
So, there"s the rest of the story.
Ooookay. Let"s dissect this history as it was told to me.
1. Troy - personality (8, 5)
2. John - (9,1)Shelly said:
3. Chris - (10,7)Shelly said:
4. Javier - (7,5)Shelly said:
5. Daniel - (10,6)Shelly said:
This guy does have the same name as her cousin whom she was in love with. He is deceased, and she still has nightmares about it. Poor girl has about all PTSD symptoms from his death. She needs counseling bad.Shelly said:
6. Adam - (10,10)
Conclusion: Ashley calls Adam a psycho and cheater, but apparently he"s the biggest pimp who stooped to her level (literally).Shelly said:
7. David - personality (5,7)
David is... special, kind-of. Let"s summarize it this way, since he takes after his dad so much. When I met his dad, he asked what I studied in college. I said, "Physics." He replied, "I can get more hydrogen out of water than what chemists say should be there. I cancreatehydrogen."Shelly said:
David and I went for a walk once. I saw a Dodge Caliber with a body kit to make it look like a Camaro, and I thought it was boss. So, when I said "Man, check out that car," he replied, "That"s mine.", "I built that.", AND "That"s my friend"s and he"s letting me use it," all within about five minutes. The car was parked in the "Physician"s Parking" spot at a hospital.
David is a bit delusional, but from what I can tell he makes shit up to get people to like him.
8. Jonathan - personality (10,6)
As it turns out, NONE of that was true except that he likes his beer a bit much and she did meet him while he was living in a camp by the river.Shelly said:
9. Joseph - (8,7) [Just a friend with a one night stand]
There"s not much to say on this one. It"s as she says, except that this was one of Jonathan"s homeless buddies.
10. Jeremy - (-10,5)
I"ll leave this one alone, except for one thing. Every guy she has been with got with her out of pity, was nuts, or got with her at a very low point in their lives. Take Jonathan. He was homeless. Or David. He"s nuts. I was in the middle of a massive mindfuck. Adam had pity -- he"s got more chicks than Larry Flynt. Javier is an illegal immigrant, and he gets off on rape apparently. Troy isn"t off the deep end but apparentlyisthe deep end.
So, there"s the rest of the story.
I can only go with what has been posted thus far.GaliemVaelant said:
On a side note, does nobody down there fuck someone new???