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Holy shit that's a retarded take
100% correct.

I rewatched David Lynch's wild at heart the other evening because I haven't seen it in a long time and it's pure awesome Cage. It's on prime I think, and worth the revisit.

He's a great actor, and not a movie star. Difference being is he can actually portray something completely and radically different versus just always being Nicolas Cage.
 
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Lots of great actors have been in shitty movies; lots of great actors have had clunkers where they aren't shown in their best light in the role. And your opinion is your opinion, I guess, and I love you bro but this is a:


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You don't have a nearly 50 year movie career because you are a "shitty actor".



Because John Madden was a giant (6'4") and Frank is almost a midget (5''7"); also Frank is a comedian and has zero (0) oscars, while Nick Cage has one (1) win and two (2) nomitation for Best Actor.

A comedian doing an impression is taking some of their speech and idiosyncrasies and exaggerating them as a joke.

It's not even close to the same thing as a 2 hour biographical drama.

And anyone who thinks that Cage being the only redeemable part of some terrible movies, is somehow proof he's a bad actor, shouldn't be taken seriously
 
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And anyone who thinks that Cage being the only redeemable part of some terrible movies, is somehow proof he's a bad actor, shouldn't be taken seriously
Which fucking movies are you watching? He is not the only redeemable part of any movie anywhere. The only good cage movies are Raising Arizona (which was good despite him) and Ghost Rider (in which he was mostly CGI)

I looked through his filmography and Windtalkers and Matchstick men weren't ruined by him, so I guess they count as good cage movies.

He is godawful. I would say he's like nails on a chalkboard, but nails on a chalkboard never bothered me. I don't turn off movies often, but most of them that I have were cage movies. A woman once told me she liked him because of his sex appeal, so now I just assume anyone who is a cage fan must be a woman or a rainbow coalition homosexical. Which one of you cage superfans wrote this?


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Cage is a terrible actor. No matter what movie he's in he's just playing himself. Dracula nick cage, spiderman nick cage.

No way he can pull off an actual different character. This is going to be retarded
 
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Cage can be hit or miss. But that is kind of irrelevant. that portrayal of Madden, we can see in the trailer is awful. At no point was I able to get the feel of that portraying Madden. no suspension of disbelief, nothing.
 
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Leaving Las Vegas was a helluva performance.
a suicidal alcoholic who moves to vegas to drink himself to death. You're not refuting the claim that he just plays himself in every movie.
 
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Which fucking movies are you watching? He is not the only redeemable part of any movie anywhere. The only good cage movies are Raising Arizona (which was good despite him) and Ghost Rider (in which he was mostly CGI)

I looked through his filmography and Windtalkers and Matchstick men weren't ruined by him, so I guess they count as good cage movies.

He is godawful. I would say he's like nails on a chalkboard, but nails on a chalkboard never bothered me. I don't turn off movies often, but most of them that I have were cage movies. A woman once told me she liked him because of his sex appeal, so now I just assume anyone who is a cage fan must be a woman or a rainbow coalition homosexical. Which one of you cage superfans wrote this?


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Wat!? Lord of War doesn't even get a mention and you say Ghost Rider was good? I don't regret watching Ghost Rider, but it's not something I would choose to watch again. Lord of War is easily his best movie that I have seen. Since I don't really like Cage, I still haven't watched Raising Arizona though.

The Family Man and Gone in 60 Seconds weren't bad, for what they were, either.
 
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Wat!? Lord of War doesn't even get a mention and you say Ghost Rider was good?
I'm not positive I watched lord of war. I think I did, but the fact that I can't remember for sure says a lot about how good it wasn't.

I do remember watching Ghost Rider in the theater and thinking "That God cage didn't ruin this movie too".
 

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I'm not positive I watched lord of war. I think I did, but the fact that I can't remember for sure says a lot about how good it wasn't.

I do remember watching Ghost Rider in the theater and thinking "That God cage didn't ruin this movie too".
As a bonus, it's one of the few good movies Jared Leto is in as well. The director must have been working overtime to contain all that cheese...
 
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Wat!? Lord of War doesn't even get a mention and you say Ghost Rider was good? I don't regret watching Ghost Rider, but it's not something I would choose to watch again. Lord of War is easily his best movie that I have seen. Since I don't really like Cage, I still haven't watched Raising Arizona though.

The Family Man and Gone in 60 Seconds weren't bad, for what they were, either.

Hoss Hoss doesn't like Con Air, Face Off, or The Rock. His movies opinions are like Chukzombi Chukzombi 's only gayer
 

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Hoss Hoss doesn't like Con Air, Face Off, or The Rock. His movies opinions are like Chukzombi Chukzombi 's only gayer
face off legitimately deserves a spot in the worst movies of all time list. That you try to list it as a good movie tells me everything I need to know about you.

And I'm not even excluding angsty indie art films from that list. It was fucking retarded from top to bottom. As for the other 2, cage ruined them both. They were pretty good other than him.
 

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Not sure about it fighting for worst of all time, but not a fan of Face/Off either. Never watched it as an adult though.

The worst movie I've ever seen is going to be the D&D movie from 2000 with Marlon Wayans, who is also an absolutely terrible actor.
 
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