Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Big_w_powah

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My advice on this, make sure no one parks behind you. If he starts up being an asshole and your family allows it. Just peace the fuck out. It might still be awkward, but at least if you have a plan you won't need to 'dread' that he might start shit.

Be nice when you leave too. Kiss your momma and gramma goodbye. If they ask why, be sure to tell them you don't wanna ruin the holiday. If/when possible, go by and see the people you wanna see individually around Christmas time.


You can show what a great person you are by 'pologizin for having to break his face.

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Namon

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Ok I have went back all the way to my botched blowjob posts and I cannot find Big W's story... I am legit curious as to what happened to cause him to break a family member's nose at a family gathering, as I have wanted to do that to a few worthless fucks at my own for quite some time. Can I get a link to that post so I can read up on it?
 

Noodleface

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It was on the last page he explained it. Cousin or wife's cousin... Someone's cousin... Made fun of his adopted son for being gay
 

Namon

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And yep the worthless fucks in mine will do the same thing if either of mine come out, and the ending will be pretty similar. Thanks noodlebro. I see it now, and see that he said it in passing. I'm used to much more detailed recounting going on around here, that I assumed that was mid way through the conversation.
 

Khane

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He's a gay porn star? Kid's gonna make a lot of money.

Or so I hear...
 
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Soygen

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Good money, but it's a real pain in the ass.
 
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Noodleface

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I sent my wife some dick pics for the first time ever, didn't really work out. Next time I'll just send mine
 
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Nester

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I am refusing to stay overnight at my BIL's house because they don't have a spare bed and the wife and I have to sleep on the floor. Wife don't care just wants to hang with her fam. We live 4 hours away. I don't do floors well so don't sleep at all even with the air mattress. I have caved and done it for 7 years now I am getting older and fuck sleeping on a floor at 40.

Am I being unreasonable?
 
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iannis

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I am refusing to stay overnight at my BIL's house because they don't have a spare bed and the wife and I have to sleep on the floor. Wife don't care just wants to hang with her fam. We live 4 hours away. I don't do floors well so don't sleep at all even with the air mattress. I have caved and done it for 7 years now I am getting older and fuck sleeping on a floor at 40.

Am I being unreasonable?

Not really, just don't be a dickwad. Claim a bad back and be like sorry man... Getting old, shit sucks.
 

jayrebb

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I am refusing to stay overnight at my BIL's house because they don't have a spare bed and the wife and I have to sleep on the floor. Wife don't care just wants to hang with her fam. We live 4 hours away. I don't do floors well so don't sleep at all even with the air mattress. I have caved and done it for 7 years now I am getting older and fuck sleeping on a floor at 40.

Am I being unreasonable?

Depends if this is a "new thing" that just came up on how reasonable it is. If this is brand new at 40 and has never come up before...

For me they know I'm particular about my sleeping arrangements since my early 20's or so after the college stuff. No nice hotel, no bed, no visit. Always on the hunt for new friends with a lot of square feet.
 

Woefully Inept

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I am refusing to stay overnight at my BIL's house because they don't have a spare bed and the wife and I have to sleep on the floor. Wife don't care just wants to hang with her fam. We live 4 hours away. I don't do floors well so don't sleep at all even with the air mattress. I have caved and done it for 7 years now I am getting older and fuck sleeping on a floor at 40.

Am I being unreasonable?
We were told by my father and step mother (mostly step mother) that if we visited we could camp in their backyard or there's a hotel down the road from them. They also live 3 hours away. We haven't visited them in over 6 years now and don't feel bad about it at all.
 

Woefully Inept

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Oh they have room and we've slept over in their house for years before the policy change. I'm not sure wtf the deal is and I really don't care.
 

lurkingdirk

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Screw that. If you have guests and no available bed, you give the guests your bed and you sleep on the floor. If you're making the effort to come and visit, the hosts need to be accommodating. This is basic hosting 101.

You're not being unreasonable
 
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