Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Fucker
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Not wife. GF. We shack up in my house, have for a few years. She's a lawyer. Corporate at first, then had her own shingle. I don't know exactly how much cash she has, but she's done pretty well for herself based upon the few things we have shared.
In terms of cash and bill splits...nope. None of that. We are blessed with the common need of living well below our means...so money isn't a thing we think about. Her money is hers and my money is mine. She has really good cash, but still buys purses from Wal-Mart and tiny Hondas.
I view our house as shared even though it is mine on paper. She's free to go nuts so long as it is on her dime or shared if it works out that way. I view our current housing situation as a good test of how things will be when we share the cost of building a new house. Upcoming Big $ and so far we are on the same plane....ZERO hand-wringing or worries at all.
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Noodleface
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Oh I gotcha. No I mean they got their masters (?) in library science or whatever it is and are the head librarian
Could even be a doctorate, but I don't remember
Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Just wanted to offer suggestions to others. Apparently when asked if you remember the specific woman at a place that you might have met once a year or two ago, you're not supposed to use the clarifying question "was she the really hot one?".
Just a heads up.
Just a heads up.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I had a similar thing, but it was my wife who offered the clarification "The really hot one". I looked at her silently for a moment and finally said "You think I'm attractive. That doesn't narrow it down at all."
Because that wasn't my first rodeo.
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Daidraco
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What I've had a problem with lately is confusing women with other women. I had to bend over backwards to get this chick to believe I took her out on my boat a 6-7 years ago. In the heat of the moment, I was serious as daylight. Thought for sure I had taken her out on that boat. I finally gas lit her into believing me (or she either just dropped it, one.) Then later on that day, I was like "damn.. she's right. That was another bitch." 
I wasnt being malicious. I truly believed that she was the same chick. I thought maybe Im just getting old? But then I saw some meme and I guess I'm not alone in doing that shit. ... But I have an outstanding ability to attract or be attracted to the dumbest fucking women. So it never really much matters.
I wasnt being malicious. I truly believed that she was the same chick. I thought maybe Im just getting old? But then I saw some meme and I guess I'm not alone in doing that shit. ... But I have an outstanding ability to attract or be attracted to the dumbest fucking women. So it never really much matters.
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moonarchia
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What I've had a problem with lately is confusing women with other women. I had to bend over backwards to get this chick to believe I took her out on my boat a 6-7 years ago. In the heat of the moment, I was serious as daylight. Thought for sure I had taken her out on that boat. I finally gas lit her into believing me (or she either just dropped it, one.) Then later on that day, I was like "damn.. she's right. That was another bitch."
I wasnt being malicious. I truly believed that she was the same chick. I thought maybe Im just getting old? But then I saw some meme and I guess I'm not alone in doing that shit. ... But I have an outstanding ability to attract or be attracted to the dumbest fucking women. So it never really much matters.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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By all rights, you owe her a boat ride now.What I've had a problem with lately is confusing women with other women. I had to bend over backwards to get this chick to believe I took her out on my boat a 6-7 years ago. In the heat of the moment, I was serious as daylight. Thought for sure I had taken her out on that boat. I finally gas lit her into believing me (or she either just dropped it, one.) Then later on that day, I was like "damn.. she's right. That was another bitch."
I wasnt being malicious. I truly believed that she was the same chick. I thought maybe Im just getting old? But then I saw some meme and I guess I'm not alone in doing that shit. ... But I have an outstanding ability to attract or be attracted to the dumbest fucking women. So it never really much matters.
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Big Phoenix
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Today at work I learned that the two coworkers ive slept with over the past 5 months also where also both involved with another coworker, the same coworker.
At least he hasnt worked there in 6+ months.
At least he hasnt worked there in 6+ months.
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Cutlery
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Daidraco
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The best is when you find out your buddy that works out with you is simping for the girl you've been screwing. No relationship, just a get drinks and go back to the house and fuck. She's easy, so I guess the real disappointment is that... he still hasnt fucked her and it looks like hes trying to actually date her.
moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Well, little bits of him were at work within the coworkers you were fucking.
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Big Phoenix
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Ironically this is probably the case with one of them. The woman who told me all this was the guys boss before he quit. Woman said she was pretty friendly with the guy and he would tell her everything he was doing and even show her his text messages between people(asked wtf he would go that far and she said it was a little odd herself).
She says with woman A, he tried to seriously date but woman A wouldn't sleep with him. Woman B he also didn't sleep with, but that he and woman B "fooled around" whatever that meant. I didn't want to pry too hard and end up looking suspicious as her and the other woman that was in the room started asking about what I've done since working here.
Woman A I was surprised about as she didn't seem the kind of person to be getting in involved in coworkers one after the other and came off a bit more reserved in general. Woman B I could see it though she worked in the opposite end of the building and never interacted with the guy work wise.
He did quit on his own accord. Apparently everyone here is banging and no one cares. I know at one point last year the CFO was sleeping with a rando person.
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Control
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Had a good friend marry a woman that I used to consistently bang and another of our friends played hand puppet with. We were both groomsmen in their wedding. I could never do it, too much pride.
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Asshat Foler
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