Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Tuco_sl said:

Another tip is to not get to know her coworkers. If you have no idea who anyone is she'll be much less likely to go through detail.

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I can agree with this. I know one person that works at her job with her and she always goes into much more detail with any story involving them.


Off topic, wife took a couple pregnancy tests.. it's looking like a positive. Pretty sure it was conceived on our anniversary AKA night of the thong.

When I realized I was born exactly 9 months and one day from my Mom's birthday, I was a little grossed out.

And then I realized my first daughter is 9 months and one day from my birthday! So she'll get the same pleasure!

NoodleAnus_sl said:

Off topic, wife took a couple pregnancy tests.. it's looking like a positive. Pretty sure it was conceived on our anniversary AKA night of the thong.

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Congrats! I have an honest question though. Now that your wife is pregnant don't you fear that will be the first and last time you ever see her in lingerie and a thong? To me, it is astonishing that your wife had only done that once for you in all your time with her. With how much she demands you do now on her schedule, I get the feeling you are going to be even more screwed when it comes to time for yourself.

Hah.. worried? Not really.

I've never been a huge fan of lingerie. It seemed like a waste of money to me. Let me start off by stating she looked DAMN GOOD in it, especially the thong. It was a present to me on our anniversary that was both surprising and pretty awesome. It was worth whatever she spent on it for even just the one time - anything else is extra (she's worn it a few times).

Yeah, she's still pretty neurotic about me doing things around the house, but it is what it is. It's not something I'd divorce someone over or anything. We're working on it, and she's been surprising me by doing other things around the house on her days off. It makes it much better for me to start relaxing at night.

Now with a kid, I don't even know what's going to happen.

I think DW was saying you'd like to see Noodle's wifes' anus in the thong. And why not?

lindz_sl said:

When I realized I was born exactly 9 months and one day from my Mom's birthday, I was a little grossed out.

And then I realized my first daughter is 9 months and one day from my birthday! So she'll get the same pleasure!

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I was born on Aug 22nd. Must have been a Christmas conceive.

Ain't nothing in this world prettier than a short white woman in tall black garters.

I am a simple man with simple tastes.

In college my Gf had nice big tits and big but perfect ass. Once she was walking by a group of black middle school kids and one goes "daaamn white girl got booty!" Anyway, she bought me a gift of her wearing some ridiculous Victoria's secret nightgown with her tits barely staying in the thing. Nearly jizzed in my pants right there. Literally 30 seconds after I saw her in that thing I was inside her. Fuck I'm getting a boner as I type this. Fuck