When on a tinder date with a chick a while ago. Told her I study close relationships in my PhD program, and she said "oh then you must know about [whatever the fuck the 4 color theory about how people get along is]?" I said no, I've never heard of it, and she looked at me with such confusion, like everything we do is clearly useless if we didn't use this obvious best way to understand relationships. I thought about saying we do science, not pop psychology, but she was Asian and hot so I censored myself. Then she told me her best friend is a high school psych teacher and teaches her students that and all kinds of other pop psych shit. I died inside
10 minutes later she said she was going to a good friend's essential oil party next week.