Marriage and the Power of Divorce

lurkingdirk

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Apply electricity to nipples. Doesn't matter whose nipples, just make it happen.

Booster cables work if you can take the pinch...
 
Noodleface

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I had a friend that insisted the best sex he ever had was with his girlfriend, in the woods on a blanket while she had the flu.

He said it was oddly warm.
 
Khane

Khane

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He gave himself the flu by not resting enough between sessions. Poor guy tuckered himself out! That's a good weekend.
 
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He jizzed so much his body could only jizz white bloodcells eventually leaving him open for infection
 
BrotherWu

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Noodleface_sl said:
I had a friend that insisted the best sex he ever had was with his girlfriend, in the woods on a blanket while she had the flu.

He said it was oddly warm.
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I can confirm this. The first night I told my wife (then girlfriend) that I loved her, she had a fever and it was like, as they said in the movie, warm apple pie, right out of the oven.
 
Khane

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I wonder if your friend knows what the flu is Noodle. Bitches ain't going hiking for sex while they have the flu. That shit is completely debilitating.
 
Soygen

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She probably had a cold.

EDIT: Worst 10,000th post ever.
 
Jysin

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Soygen_sl said:
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EDIT: Worst 10,000th post ever.
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Sutekh

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Haha maybe. It was like 6-7 times in 2 days and I started to get sick the day she was leaving. I was sore after that shit.
 
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