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Tenks · Mar 24, 2015

Its really funny because I'm not really a hairy dude but for whatever reason my facial hair grows like a weed. It is strange. I just cut down my 4.5 month beard because the lady cutting my hair whacked off half my sideburn so I looked like a crazy homeless man.

Soygen · Mar 24, 2015

I cannot grow a good beard for the life of me, but I still have to shave regularly. It sucks.

Sutekh · Mar 24, 2015

Here's about ~10 days for me.

Noodleface · Mar 24, 2015

can't really grow a beard too well, but I can grow a mean ball fro

lurkingdirk · Mar 24, 2015

Never trust a man without a beard.

Also, mustache rides are awesome (according to my wife).

Soygen · Mar 24, 2015

lurkingdirk_sl said:
Also, mustache rides are awesome (according to my wife).

Her mustache doesn't irritate you down there?

lurkingdirk · Mar 24, 2015

I find it feels very nice on my scrotum.

Gravy · Mar 24, 2015

Sutekh_sl said:
Here's about ~10 days for me.

You got a purty mouth, boy.

lurkingdirk · Mar 24, 2015

This is roughly 10 days growth for me.

Sutekh · Mar 24, 2015

Gravy_sl said:
You got a purty mouth, boy.

That's the truth.

iannis · Mar 24, 2015

glorious

Sutekh · Mar 24, 2015

Those glasses are photoshopped on. What's the point of that.

Soygen · Mar 24, 2015

The photo editor decided he wasn't hipster enough looking with just the beard. They needed to kick it up a notch.

Noodleface · Mar 24, 2015

Surprised he isn't holding some raw denim fabric and drinking a nice obscure craft beer made with peaches and bat turds

Mario Speedwagon · Mar 24, 2015

Noodlemod_sl said:
Surprised he isn't holding some raw denim fabric and drinking a nice obscure craft beer made with peaches and bat turds

I only drink my guano peach pale ale out of my beer stein made entirely out of the rawest of denim.

Sutekh · Mar 24, 2015

Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
I only drink my guano peach pale ale out of my beer stein made entirely out of the rawest of denim.

and that's only when you're not fuckin your sister?

Noodleface · Mar 24, 2015

Sutekh stop trolling us, we're discussing fecal delicacies

Sutekh · Mar 24, 2015

I'm not trolling, he's from West Virginia. It's completely legit.

Noodleface · Mar 24, 2015

Trolling accusation rescinded

Tenks · Mar 24, 2015

Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
I only drink my guano peach pale ale out of my beer stein made entirely out of the rawest of denim.

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