Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Haast

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Nothing to spill. Having an affair. Its amazing. Lost all interest in wife so thats probably done with. Dumb? Maybe but fuck it, I changed so many things in the last month about myself that my old life seems like a shitty dream.
This post reads like it was typed by your penis. But as others have already told you: even if this is the "right" long term move, you're making a fool of your wife. And that is a pathetic, cowardly way to live life. End it and live the glamorous life of banging your classmate without continually backstabbing someone you supposedly cared about enough to marry.

Now, about your jew doctor wife...
 

Cad

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Doctor wife will have another guy in about 5 seconds flat. Don't feel bad for her.
 

kegkilla

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Doctor wife will have another guy in about 5 seconds flat. Don't feel bad for her.
you're right. she'll never be the same though. the seeds of vindictiveness have been sewn inside her and will continue to grow and grow until they transform her into an unholy, man-hating beast. she will feign a smile and fake exuberance when she inevitably walks down the isle to take the vows of a new bedfellow but when she opens her mouth to croak the words "i do" her mind will be thinking "do i? why doesn't this feel like it did the last time? did wormie have these thoughts about me at his second wedding? what did i do to deserve this? where did i go wrong?" she will go through the motions in life doing everything right, but deep inside it will feel oh so wrong. she will have three children to satisfy the demands of her Hebrew mother and when they grow old enough she will send them away to spend their summers at an overnight camp. but none of this will dull the phantom pain that will haunt her forever. she will eventually come to terms with the fact that nothing will quench this yearning inside of her. she will decide that her time has run its course and she will do everything she can to make sure her daughters don't make the same mistake she did. she will take it upon herself to have an unhealthy amount of control in their personal relationships. she will be overly critical of every man she brings home. her overbearingness will result in the implosion of her daughter's relationship with the one man she truly ever loved. and so the world turns...
 

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you're right. she'll never be the same though. the seeds of vindictiveness have been sewn inside her and will continue to grow and grow until they transform her into an unholy, man-hating beast. she will feign a smile and fake exuberance when she inevitably walks down the isle to take the vows of a new bedfellow but when she opens her mouth to croak the words "i do" her mind will be thinking "do i? why doesn't this feel like it did the last time? did wormie have these thoughts about me at his second wedding? what did i do to deserve this? where did i go wrong?" she will go through the motions in life doing everything right, but deep inside it will feel oh so wrong. she will have three children to satisfy the demands of her Hebrew mother and when they grow old enough she will send them away to spend their summers at an overnight camp. but none of this will dull the phantom pain that will haunt her forever. she will eventually come to terms with the fact that nothing will quench this yearning inside of her. she will decide that her time has run its course and she will do everything she can to make sure her daughters don't make the same mistake she did. she will take it upon herself to have an unhealthy amount of control in their personal relationships. she will be overly critical of every man she brings home. her overbearingness will result in the implosion of her daughter's relationship with the one man she truly ever loved. and so the world turns...
The fuck did I just read?
 

Kaige

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you're right. she'll never be the same though. the seeds of vindictiveness have been sewn inside her and will continue to grow and grow until they transform her into an unholy, man-hating beast. she will feign a smile and fake exuberance when she inevitably walks down the isle to take the vows of a new bedfellow but when she opens her mouth to croak the words "i do" her mind will be thinking "do i? why doesn't this feel like it did the last time? did wormie have these thoughts about me at his second wedding? what did i do to deserve this? where did i go wrong?" she will go through the motions in life doing everything right, but deep inside it will feel oh so wrong. she will have three children to satisfy the demands of her Hebrew mother and when they grow old enough she will send them away to spend their summers at an overnight camp. but none of this will dull the phantom pain that will haunt her forever. she will eventually come to terms with the fact that nothing will quench this yearning inside of her. she will decide that her time has run its course and she will do everything she can to make sure her daughters don't make the same mistake she did. she will take it upon herself to have an unhealthy amount of control in their personal relationships. she will be overly critical of every man she brings home. her overbearingness will result in the implosion of her daughter's relationship with the one man she truly ever loved. and so the world turns...
That movie was boring.
 

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Wormie, my buddy told me that his strategy to get his wife into threesomes was by starting to talk about it in bed, just as a concept. Then after a while he would say specific names, ask her how hot it would be to mess around with a specific chick, etc. This almost always culminated in a threesome after the third party was invited over for adult beverages and a movie or whatever. He has had several threesomes since he's been married, each easier than the last since his wife began openly seeking/desiring it as well.

Granted, you'd have to do some pretending since you're already fucking the new chick, but you can have your cake and eat it to using this proven strategy.
 

Famm

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You've changed your mind and want to move on? Perfectly acceptable and human. Cheating to feel it out before making a decision? Don't treat your relationship with your wife like a car sale.
Why not? That's how they treat relationships with men. How many times have you heard about the dude finding out about this exact sort of situation with their wives and girlfriends? Like every single time! They never fucking break up with you until they've already moved on emotionally at least, usually physically to some degree as well, with another guy.

I told him before he was probably making a stupid mistake. But its his mistake to make, might as well just get while the gettin is good and at this point see how long you can ride this thing out. Hell, he might get away with it! They have a hot affair, wife never finds out, the passion cools, she moves away, good times were had. Sounds like the bigger mistake he's making though is talking about putting all his eggs in her basket. And he told his dad? WTF dude, so much for getting away with it I guess. Mazel tov.
 

Famm

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Doctor Israel has probably cheated on his ass multiple times already and he has no idea. Go ahead and enjoy yourself wormie, you've earned it.
 

Cad

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Why not? That's how they treat relationships with men.
The problem is you can't generalize the behavior of an entire gender based on your idea of how they act. But we can look at wormie's particular situation, and tell him that what he's doing is wrong.

You're saying, well some women also act that way, so it's ok! As if it's some us vs. them thing and payback is justified. It's honestly infantile.

If he had some evidence that the wife was cheating that'd be one thing but he didn't mention any.
 

kegkilla

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The problem is you can't generalize the behavior of an entire gender based on your idea of how they act. But we can look at wormie's particular situation, and tell him that what he's doing is wrong.
no you can't. what makes you the moral authority?
 

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no you can't. what makes you the moral authority?
I didn't mean in an absolute sense I meant "we perceive it to be wrong." In kegkilla-land I guess anything could be fine, you post your side I'll post mine.
 

Tenks

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Why not? That's how they treat relationships with men. How many times have you heard about the dude finding out about this exact sort of situation with their wives and girlfriends? Like every single time! They never fucking break up with you until they've already moved on emotionally at least, usually physically to some degree as well, with another guy.

I told him before he was probably making a stupid mistake. But its his mistake to make, might as well just get while the gettin is good and at this point see how long you can ride this thing out. Hell, he might get away with it! They have a hot affair, wife never finds out, the passion cools, she moves away, good times were had. Sounds like the bigger mistake he's making though is talking about putting all his eggs in her basket. And he told his dad? WTF dude, so much for getting away with it I guess. Mazel tov.
Say women are emotional and irrational. Follow their lead for how to handle situations. Legit advice up in this thread.
 

Famm

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I didn't say they were emotional and irrational anywhere in that post. Its the most rational thing in the world to want to see what you're missing out on. Why should he deny himself based on some social convention? He's not following anyone's lead but his own. Keep in mind my original advice to him was that this was stupid and not to do it. You can look up my post, it was quite aggressively against this course of action.

But now that he's made up his mind I'm not going to call him a "piece of shit" either. This stuff happens all the time, its human nature. I don't really consider monogamy a normal state of being for us, we just force ourselves into it. So he broke a promise to his frigid boring wife in order to go get some better fun action from a hot young snusnu, its not like he killed someone.
 

Tenks

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Why use your turn signal in traffic? Its just a social convention.
Why offer your seat to the elderly on the bus? Its just a social convention.
Why care about any person on the planet other than yourself? Its just a social convention.

Choosing to be an asshole can be your decision. I tend to not try and be a prick to even people I don't know let alone someone I previous cared for enough to marry. If you want to live your life thinking you're the only one around thats fine but also know you lose any high ground to complain when other people walk all over you as well.