Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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a_skeleton_03

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So I recently fixed my wife's best friend's laptop. She couldn't get it to even boot up. It was a MacBook and so I googled a few things and got it working within 5 minutes. She wanted it formatted if I got it to work and so I did so. I backed up her documents and music and picture folder of course so I could put it on her computer when I was done. I asked her if she wanted me to try and back anything up before I erased it all first though and acted like I was still in the process of fixing it. I didn't want to get her hopes up while 100GB was transferring to my NAS. She quickly said to erase it all, don't worry about it, she had backed up the week before.

Yeah I am not a moron. I now have 340 boudoir photos of her. Two different photo shoots. I regret nothing and have jacked off to them for sure. We are going to be hanging out with them this weekend and sleeping at their house all weekend. Time to pass out ambien and some wine coolers and see what happens.
 
Tarrant

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Pics or it didn't happen.

Khane_sl said:
Not meeting this chick until tomorrow night but today we had a brief text exchange where we she told me I "better pack an overnight bag" and when disagreeing about bagels said "Is our first fight really going to be over bagels?"

I will soldier on for the sake those living vicariously through me.
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Haha, oh man...best of luck.

No change on my end with the wife. Nothing better, nothing worse...could be because she's been really sick the past two weeks but even with that she's still checking in and out on the weekends.

Girl who smelled blood in the water and started sending me pics is now sending more. I'm not encouraging nor discouraging these. heh.
 
chaos

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a_skeleton_03 what the fuck kind of amateur hour shit is this. "I have tons of dirty pics of some milf but you can't see them" you changed bro, you changed.
 
opiate82

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Can confirm, boudoir photos are not just a fat-chick thing.

I think fat chicks are just more likely to post them everywhere while stomping around yelling "real women have curves!" and "#everyshapeisbeatiful" hoping to win the praise of SJWs since normal dudes are usually just going to call them fat.
 
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