Bandwagon
Kolohe
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You have been tasked with establishing a remote outpost in the jungles of Borneo. Your cohorts on this expedition will be any three FOH forum members of your choosing, which will be assigned to the following roles:
Platonic Spouse / Marry: Your life partner & closest confident. The person that you fall asleep and wake up next to. Have inside jokes with and bitch about the Chargers with. Light groping is allowed, penetration is not.
Cum Dumpster / Gut Puncher / Fuck: Your dirty little tubesock. You can keep your fleshy sex toy chained up in the basement or dress them up like a real person and give them a seat at your dinner table. Your Choice.
Disposable Sherpa / Evil Spirit Ward / Cage: Your 3rd pick was convicted of an unconscionable crime and sentenced to life imprisonment in a crow's cage, acting as your sherpa during the first part of the expedition. Following the arrival at your new outpost, your 3rd pick will be locked in a crow's cage at a strategic location of your choosing to ward of evil spirits and curious little brown people with blow guns or whatever. It is your responsibility to keep this person alive for the duration of your stay, and they will not be permitted to leave the crow's cage once put inside of it.
The fine print:
1. You are not immune to mutiny.
2. You have an unlimited supply of birth control.
3.
Gavinmad
is not going to fuck you.
Platonic Spouse / Marry: Your life partner & closest confident. The person that you fall asleep and wake up next to. Have inside jokes with and bitch about the Chargers with. Light groping is allowed, penetration is not.
Cum Dumpster / Gut Puncher / Fuck: Your dirty little tubesock. You can keep your fleshy sex toy chained up in the basement or dress them up like a real person and give them a seat at your dinner table. Your Choice.
Disposable Sherpa / Evil Spirit Ward / Cage: Your 3rd pick was convicted of an unconscionable crime and sentenced to life imprisonment in a crow's cage, acting as your sherpa during the first part of the expedition. Following the arrival at your new outpost, your 3rd pick will be locked in a crow's cage at a strategic location of your choosing to ward of evil spirits and curious little brown people with blow guns or whatever. It is your responsibility to keep this person alive for the duration of your stay, and they will not be permitted to leave the crow's cage once put inside of it.
The fine print:
1. You are not immune to mutiny.
2. You have an unlimited supply of birth control.
3.
Gavinmad
is not going to fuck you.- 3
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