Megan fox is the most beautiful woman in the world

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How did he like it?

I think a lot. We were out of town, got ridiculously drunk, and somehow ended up buying a dildo and going to a strip club, and we would never do anything like that, we aren't remotely swingers or interested in other people. When we got back we started our stuff, 69ing, then she just went for my balls, taint, and then ass. So I did the same to her ass. We've done it once since. I think that will be a "every couple of months" kind of thing.

edit: Just saw the he, lmao
 
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I'm sure Gal Gadot is an unfuckable CHUD in her at home sweats and ponytail look.
 
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I'm sure Gal Gadot is an unfuckable CHUD in her at home sweats and ponytail look.
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However, Gal Gadot is ridiculously more beautiful, in the melts my heart and makes me feel like I would just die to have her. (kidding) Like I look at Megan Fox and think she's hot like 1,000 other porn girls and yeah it'd be nice to fuck her but you realize that all their pussies are the same, and then you'd have to listen to her drone on and on about what kind of light fixtures she wants while thumbing through her Pintrest page, but Gal Gadot I look at and think how on earth can a woman be this beautiful, poised, and charming. Like if you watch Wonder Woman, when shes just being a normal person, that's just Gal Gadot being herself almost. Ridiculously charming and charismatic.
Dude, you should have chosen a different username. Something related to Wonder Woman maybe? But you're a dude, so maybe...wonderman? No, too lame. wonderguy maybe? Maybe put a number after it like they make you do in email addresses? So like wonderguy-69? No, too juvenile. wonderguy-101, that's perfect!!
 

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Dude, you should have chosen a different username. Something related to Wonder Woman maybe? But you're a dude, so maybe...wonderman? No, too lame. wonderguy maybe? Maybe put a number after it like they make you do in email addresses? So like wonderguy-69? No, too juvenile. wonderguy-101, that's perfect!!

I think MeganFox69 would be much better! Can you imaging getting some of that Transformers 1 Megan?
 
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I agree that like Megan Fox, in her prime, is way sexier, in that feeling of like makes your dick tingle and need to fuck her. However, Gal Gadot is ridiculously more beautiful, in the melts my heart and makes me feel like I would just die to have her. (kidding) Like I look at Megan Fox and think she's hot like 1,000 other porn girls and yeah it'd be nice to fuck her but you realize that all their pussies are the same, and then you'd have to listen to her drone on and on about what kind of light fixtures she wants while thumbing through her Pintrest page, but Gal Gadot I look at and think how on earth can a woman be this beautiful, poised, and charming. Like if you watch Wonder Woman, when shes just being a normal person, that's just Gal Gadot being herself almost. Ridiculously charming and charismatic.
Are all pussies the same though? Are they?
 

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LOL. Come on guys. I just mean that Gal Gadot is just beautiful, and Megan Fox is just hot. And there's a difference!

BTW I finally ate ass.
Congrats bro! Give us the details. You get you're lil corn hole licked on too?
 

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Both are good but megan has that nympho freak in bed look goin

Agreed. Right there on that fine line of "never stick your dick in crazy" and "Meh, what's a few more scars?"
 
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Apparently this skank has a sex tape,