Middle-earth: Shadow of War (Shadow of Mordor Sequel)

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I was laughing so hard when Tuco didn't realize it.

This thread is way better than the game.

Tuco I need to teach you how to do this better.
 
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Gavinmad said:
Yes I did, go back and read you shmuck.
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It doens't count unless you sperg out with a full paragraph with a bunch of faggoty elven names and a bunch of nonsense reasoning for why the LotR books are longer than "and the eagles dropshipped that sumbitch in the volcano and everyone lived, even Ned Stark.".
 
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So you can set up your fort and other players can try to take it over in basically a skirmish fight. Who would've anticipated that people would start creating hacked forts?
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Little do they know it's not a hack. It's Warner Brothers Bob hoping someone will want to see how epic it is and go to the online store to buy some orcs.
 
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Little do they know it's not a hack. It's Warner Brothers Bob hoping someone will want to see how epic it is and go to the online store to buy some orcs.
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lol

You know how fucking dumb you'd have to be to see cheat-forts and try to beat it via $$?

It'd be like getting your sandcastle on the beach rekt by a bully, and then you decide to pay someone $10 to build another sandcastle for you.

If they had the option to buy specific orc perks, I could see being tempted just because you'd probably only be able to beat a cheat overlord with a really specific build that includes a specific set of follower traits.
 
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lol

You know how fucking dumb you'd have to be to see cheat-forts and try to beat it via $$?

It'd be like getting your sandcastle on the beach rekt by a bully, and then you decide to pay someone $10 to build another sandcastle for you.
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No it would be like a bully building a better sand castle then yours using cement, then you try to attack it with your plastic shovel, and the dude kicks your butt as you break your plastic shovel realizing it isn't sand, so you hire The Mountain to go kick the guys ass and run over the castle with a 4x4 F150.
 
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Utnayan said:
No it would be like a bully building a better sand castle then yours using cement, then you try to attack it with your plastic shovel, and the dude kicks your butt as you break your plastic shovel realizing it isn't sand, so you hire The Mountain to go kick the guys ass and run over the castle with a 4x4 F150.
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I'm not really interested in convincing you of this, because you're much better as a pearl clutcher in the dark, but you'd have a point if you could p2w the equivalent of cement in Shadow of War.
 
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I'm not really interested in convincing you of this, because you're much better as a pearl clutcher in the dark, but you'd have a point if you could p2w the equivalent of cement in Shadow of War.
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Oh but you can my long lost buddy.
 
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lol

You know how fucking dumb you'd have to be to see cheat-forts and try to beat it via $$?

It'd be like getting your sandcastle on the beach rekt by a bully, and then you decide to pay someone $10 to build another sandcastle for you.

If they had the option to buy specific orc perks, I could see being tempted just because you'd probably only be able to beat a cheat overlord with a really specific build that includes a specific set of follower traits.
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You would have to be Activision dumb
 
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listen man, i hate p2w, but if one of the options was to get The Mountain in SoW i might
 
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I don't even think the Mountain would be that powerful in LotR terms. He'd basically be a rather large uruk.
 
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Not a fan of the loot box deal. But would have never thought of asking a politician what they plan to do abou them. Guess I was in the party of "if you quit buying them, they will go away eventually - or just not buy those and move on".

 
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Let me introduce you to Az-Laar

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This mother fucker is my right hand man. My fire build lives off the inferno he produces with everything he does. As soon as he enters combat, he toots his horn and all hell breaks loose. He summons those sapper guys from the Sauron Strikes Back movie that blew up the wall, who ignite everyone. He thing wings out bombs and mines at dudes. And then he unleashes the massive flame cannon thing on his back and spews molten lava on every orc around.

I had to shame him to lower his level so I could dominate him, and in doing so I gave him a mortal weakness to ranged attacks. I know it's just a matter of time until some random orc head shots him or something. I should've just leveled up a few times.
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After many epic battles where me and Az-Laar dominated the enemy in a torrent of flame, Az-Laar saw fit to betray me. He gained the Iron-Will trait, making it impossible for me to dominate him. I shamed him, though I wish him success. I don't know if I'll ever find an orc as perfectly built as Az-Laar.
 
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I think you can shame him down so that they lose the iron will trait.
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Yeah, but it has too high of a chance to corrupt him. One shame was enough and he served me well. I depart the region and hope he lives a strong life.

Truthfully, he made the game way too easy it was boring. The combination of a fire-god like Az-Laar and my warmonger gear made me invincible.
 
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awww shiiit, look who followed me to Beregost, lost iron will on being shamed and decided to hang out again?
 
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