Ok, so they get fined if Miley is fully clothed but just suggestively posing?
Do they get fined if its Scarlett Johanesbergenstein instead?
What if its Scarlett in a nonsuggestive pose, but shes wearing a skirt that's too short or has too much cleavage?
Who's gonna delineate exactly who is allowed on morning news shows and how much clothes exactly they can wear?
Who's gonna pay for all the extra levels of bureaucracy to monitor our airwaves to keep our children safe?
It seems to me you are making it way more complicated than it really is. If you really don't like it, then turn it off.