Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

Mist

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Oh shit, I need to find 3 people to pretend they were my friend for the past 7 years.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Lol Mist wants a secret security clearance? Your crushing depression will make that impossible
 
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Mist

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Lol Mist wants a secret security clearance? Your crushing depression will make that impossible
I've never actual been diagnosed with depression and got 3 psychologists who will say I'm not depressed.

Or I could just claim I was the victim of sexual assault and be exempt from those questions.
 
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I've never actual been diagnosed with depression and got 3 psychologists who will say I'm not depressed.

Or I could just claim I was the victim of sexual assault and be exempt from those questions.
You aren't getting a security clearance
 
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Mist

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Oh it's 3 people who've known me for the past 7 years combined.

That's a lot easier.
 
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Mist

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He probably means like a Security+ cert or whatever. You need something equivalent and I doubt ITIL is going to count.

That said, I'm pretty sure I can ace a Security+ since I know retarded people who have one.
 
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Mist

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If I had a mental illness, I'm sure I would have been diagnosed with one by now. I've certainly seen enough psychologists.
 
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Oh shit, I need to find 3 people to pretend they were my friend for the past 7 years.
I don't know about your exam but they showed up unannounced to everyone I put on my SF86.
 
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Chanur

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By the way all this exam bullshit even got me to type that in there. *Shakes fist*
 
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kegkilla

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If I had a mental illness, I'm sure I would have been diagnosed with one by now. I've certainly seen enough psychologists.
You don't get it. They don't have to see a doctor's diagnosis to conclude you're fucking nuts. It's completely up to their own discretion and subjectivity. They'll take one look at your living situation and station in life and you'll be in the discard pile.
 
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