MMA Thread

Seriously that was a time warp to 1998. Just dudes throwing haymakers. Glorious.

Wow belfort got wrecked

What the fuck was that, Belfort?

That was rather impressive.

Get fucked, Vitor.

One-dimensional-fighter-says-what?

Vitor: "What?"

Guess only juicing half the time doesn't enable you to take 42* punches to the face.

Fuck man, Rumble is just going to die from sickle cell before anything else I think. Nm lol.

Fucking Cormier strutting around like ric flair. Congrats on your 2nd place trophy for not beating the champ.

DC has a crazy solid chin. Most other fighters would've been destroyed in the first round.

Rumble - new weight class, still no cardio.

Edit: Wtf with that speech. Never give up, except when you're being choked, apparently.

Wow Rumble gassed so bad it was crazy. Looked like he just got thru some crazy weight cut or something. Happy for DC. Seems like a good dude and will be a much better champion for the UFC given his ability to speak well and hype himself and future fights.

As far as Weidman goes, dude is impressive, but I still think Luke Rockhold will be your next Middleweight champion. Should be a great fight though.

Awesome for Arlovski! Also, Weidman sounded like Vince Vaughn at the end of his interview with Rogan. "Stop doubting me!" Love watching that dude whoop some ass.

I fell asleep during the flyweight fight and had like 13 texts that said, "PITBULL!". Forgetting that Makdessi is just "The Bull", I thought Cerrone had lost. Turned out to be a good thing though. Glad to see Arlovski back.

I guess this is the first time they've done a commercial like this.

Grimmlokk_sl said:

I'm thinking DC will get enough takedowns to take AJ off his game and get the decision or possibly even the finish if he can get his back.

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I think Weidman wears him out and maybe get one of those control and pounding away stoppages where Vitor can't get up but isn't really out.

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Makdessi is no scrub, but this fight is absolutely just Cowboy wanting to keep fighting and making paychecks. He's gonna pick Makdessi apart like a child.

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Josh 'The People's Warrior' Burkman vsDong Hyun 'Stun Gun' Kim
I forgot Burkman was back in the UFC. I'm picking Stun Gun against my better judgement, because he's started fighting like a fucking idiot. But if he can reel in the stupid he should win this walking away. If he fights smart I think he gets the sub, if he fights not totally retarded I think he gets the decision, if he fights like a fucking idiot he loses.

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Also

That was one of the strongest PPVs in a line time from top to bottom. DC v Johnson was a little underwhelming but DCs Jon Jones promo saved it and made it awesome again.

So fake, god. At least the WWE knows how to sell fake shit like that.

People bitch about JJ being a little bitch and acting like a bitch. DC trying so hard to be even more of douche bag than a coked out 27 year old.

Nonsense. Jon Jones is #1 P4P douchebag on the planet. He's the Pel? of douchebags.