Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?
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Now she's going to want to hook up with you.
A clever plan. You just need to actually shit yourself to pull it off.
You were going to be a twin, but you absorbed your brother in the womb!!
And yes they did say it with exclamation marks..
And yes they did say it with exclamation marks..
holy fuck i had a bad child hood with my parents always beating on eachother and shit, but fuck man sorry to hear all that.
i did find out a few weeks ago, that both my fathers parents were marijuana growers and sellers in canada, and continued when they moved to the US.
i still cant picture my sweet old grandma selling weed, fuck at least i know why im a pothead shit runs in the family
Bleh,
What the hell. Girl I lived with for a year or so in college told me a few months after I got home she got married. Jokes on her, she got fat
What the hell. Girl I lived with for a year or so in college told me a few months after I got home she got married. Jokes on her, she got fat
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Fucked up stories from some of the Girls that I dated:
This girl that I dated 7 years ago told me the story of how when she was in high school her and her friend were walking home from track. Three guys that were older offered to give them a ride home. They get into the car and they tell them that they aren't going to let them leave until they fuck them. I think they might have threatened to kill them...
Her friend did, and she told them she was on her period so she only blew one of them.
Different girl told me about how she came over to this country from China when she was 12. Her Mother and Father died and her Uncle's family took her in. She was half Japanese and Chinese and she was an orphan so there was shame and some obligation feels. Her uncle raped her for years and she never told anyone at the time, then she never told when she was an adult because she didn't want to bring more shame on herself. This came out of a conversation of why she wanted me to shave my facial and body hair. Her uncle was a hairy dude.
High School Girlfriend. She confessed that she loved her 1st cousin.
This girl that I dated 7 years ago told me the story of how when she was in high school her and her friend were walking home from track. Three guys that were older offered to give them a ride home. They get into the car and they tell them that they aren't going to let them leave until they fuck them. I think they might have threatened to kill them...
Her friend did, and she told them she was on her period so she only blew one of them.
Different girl told me about how she came over to this country from China when she was 12. Her Mother and Father died and her Uncle's family took her in. She was half Japanese and Chinese and she was an orphan so there was shame and some obligation feels. Her uncle raped her for years and she never told anyone at the time, then she never told when she was an adult because she didn't want to bring more shame on herself. This came out of a conversation of why she wanted me to shave my facial and body hair. Her uncle was a hairy dude.
High School Girlfriend. She confessed that she loved her 1st cousin.
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It's not that fucked up. Pretty much any girl who's ever gotten more than a couple rides home from guys (from school, parties, whatever) that aren't absolute trusted friends has been threatened with rape at some point. Even from guys they know as acquaintances fairly well. I doubt I would have been motivated to finally get my license if it hadn't kept happening on a regular basis.
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Can't, thank God, really compare to any of the family shit. Parents are some stuck up snobs, have a few aunts that would get beyond fucked up drunk at family functions (had an aunt that would show up with a 7-11 Big Gulp FULL of vodka, no chaser whatsoever, kill it in a 4 hour period, and you'd never know).
Girlfriends, on the other hand, I've dealt with some fucked up shit. Worked with a girl I was dating, I was in charge of reviewing tech support calls, so basically just listened to recordings all day and wrote up reviews. Listened to her on a personal call to a friend back east saying about guilty she felt about cheating on me non-stop for the last 6 months and that she didn't know what to do. Ripped the audio to a CD and when we got home threw it in the player and cranked the volume. She fell apart, grabbed something out the liquor cabinet and probably killed a fifth in 2 quick moves. She spent the whole night in a drunken stupor trying to fuck me, crying the whole time, saying she would be my slave, would never leave my side, would print out her phone records for me monthly, would never leave the house without me, the works. Told her no sane person would want that kind of relationship and we cut all ties within a few days.
Interesting add-on to that story, one of the guys she was fucking around with worked with us and they started dating soon after, so I had to see that shit daily. He knocked her up and they got married, then within 2 months he told her met someone else, filed for divorce, and bounced. Karma is a bitch.
Also dated a girl that was flawless when we were alone, just the perfect girlfriend. Like hanging out with the best friend you could ever hope for AND amazing crazy sex on tap. However around others, she became the most distant, cold person you'll ever meet. Hated physical contact, no loving affection, jack shit. First time I met her friends I basically met ALL of them at once, big house party. As we were pulling up to the house she flat out told me "Don't tell people we're dating please, go see if you can meet new people, I'll see you when we leave". Then she went around bullshitting with her friends, life of the party, but would not make eye contact with me or acknowledge me in the least. I actually bumped into her accidentally at one point, she looked me dead in the eyes and went "Excuse me, sir" and kept walking. Her closes friends had to be in on it and you just knew they didn't approve as all night they were chatting me up, "need another drink?", that kind of stuff.
I was crazy into this girl and that whole night just fucking destroyed me. We got back to her place and it was bi-polar city, she was back to crazy in love, what do I want for dinner, she'll make anything I want, any movies I want to watch, just baffling shit. Months later she eventually realized what she was doing, apologized like mad, she had no excuse, etc. It got normal from then on, but that early shit was nuts.
Fuck, after writing that my shit seems pretty tame in this thread.
Girlfriends, on the other hand, I've dealt with some fucked up shit. Worked with a girl I was dating, I was in charge of reviewing tech support calls, so basically just listened to recordings all day and wrote up reviews. Listened to her on a personal call to a friend back east saying about guilty she felt about cheating on me non-stop for the last 6 months and that she didn't know what to do. Ripped the audio to a CD and when we got home threw it in the player and cranked the volume. She fell apart, grabbed something out the liquor cabinet and probably killed a fifth in 2 quick moves. She spent the whole night in a drunken stupor trying to fuck me, crying the whole time, saying she would be my slave, would never leave my side, would print out her phone records for me monthly, would never leave the house without me, the works. Told her no sane person would want that kind of relationship and we cut all ties within a few days.
Interesting add-on to that story, one of the guys she was fucking around with worked with us and they started dating soon after, so I had to see that shit daily. He knocked her up and they got married, then within 2 months he told her met someone else, filed for divorce, and bounced. Karma is a bitch.
Also dated a girl that was flawless when we were alone, just the perfect girlfriend. Like hanging out with the best friend you could ever hope for AND amazing crazy sex on tap. However around others, she became the most distant, cold person you'll ever meet. Hated physical contact, no loving affection, jack shit. First time I met her friends I basically met ALL of them at once, big house party. As we were pulling up to the house she flat out told me "Don't tell people we're dating please, go see if you can meet new people, I'll see you when we leave". Then she went around bullshitting with her friends, life of the party, but would not make eye contact with me or acknowledge me in the least. I actually bumped into her accidentally at one point, she looked me dead in the eyes and went "Excuse me, sir" and kept walking. Her closes friends had to be in on it and you just knew they didn't approve as all night they were chatting me up, "need another drink?", that kind of stuff.
I was crazy into this girl and that whole night just fucking destroyed me. We got back to her place and it was bi-polar city, she was back to crazy in love, what do I want for dinner, she'll make anything I want, any movies I want to watch, just baffling shit. Months later she eventually realized what she was doing, apologized like mad, she had no excuse, etc. It got normal from then on, but that early shit was nuts.
Fuck, after writing that my shit seems pretty tame in this thread.
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