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Why even go through that. FFS. Not that I would ever drive that intoxicated but if I did I'd just be like "I'm drunk as fuck lets skip the foreplay and arrest me"
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Why even go through that. FFS. Not that I would ever drive that intoxicated but if I did I'd just be like "I'm drunk as fuck lets skip the foreplay and arrest me"
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If anyone wants to take a run at that goth dude, I'll be your wingman and keep blondie occupied.
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Field sobriety tests are video evidence for the court. It's actually advised you NEVER do one because if they're asking you to take it they're arresting you and just collecting evidence. They're not doing them to determine you're drunk, they already "know" you are.
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I don't think I've ever seen one on a video where they let you go no matter how well you did. So this checks out.
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I think Robin Williams did a skit about DUI stops and basically ended it with "Fuck it, arrest me Im drunk". Or something similar.
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Yup. It was an amazing bit that started with him saying:
"Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up naked on the hood of your car with your keys up your ass?"
Damn, I wish he was still alive.
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They are, though. There's a subsection of the population that has never heard "no" in their lives.
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Or, just maybe, people who end up getting arrested are exactly the type to have these meltdowns. A video of normal arrests of citizens not melting down or not being arrested at all is not going to get views. There's an inherent selection bias. Instead, you're just all "young women" in response to watching these.
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It is a proven fact that things that get the most overwhelming amount of clicks/views is things that make people laugh or piss them off. Pretty much nothing else gets the engagement those two things do.
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