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Seems like the best ROI on these are chicks arrested for DUI. They like to party, but there is no threat of them cutting off your pecker.

Why even go through that. FFS. Not that I would ever drive that intoxicated but if I did I'd just be like "I'm drunk as fuck lets skip the foreplay and arrest me"
 
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Why even go through that. FFS. Not that I would ever drive that intoxicated but if I did I'd just be like "I'm drunk as fuck lets skip the foreplay and arrest me"
Field sobriety tests are video evidence for the court. It's actually advised you NEVER do one because if they're asking you to take it they're arresting you and just collecting evidence. They're not doing them to determine you're drunk, they already "know" you are.
 
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Field sobriety tests are video evidence for the court. It's actually advised you NEVER do one because if they're asking you to take it they're arresting you and just collecting evidence. They're not doing them to determine you're drunk, they already "know" you are.
I don't think I've ever seen one on a video where they let you go no matter how well you did. So this checks out.
 
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Why even go through that. FFS. Not that I would ever drive that intoxicated but if I did I'd just be like "I'm drunk as fuck lets skip the foreplay and arrest me"
I think Robin Williams did a skit about DUI stops and basically ended it with "Fuck it, arrest me Im drunk". Or something similar.
 
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Field sobriety tests are video evidence for the court. It's actually advised you NEVER do one because if they're asking you to take it they're arresting you and just collecting evidence. They're not doing them to determine you're drunk, they already "know" you are.
I’ve done one and was let go without incident
 
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I think Robin Williams did a skit about DUI stops and basically ended it with "Fuck it, arrest me Im drunk". Or something similar.

Yup. It was an amazing bit that started with him saying:

"Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up naked on the hood of your car with your keys up your ass?"

Damn, I wish he was still alive.
 
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They are, though. There's a subsection of the population that has never heard "no" in their lives.
Or, just maybe, people who end up getting arrested are exactly the type to have these meltdowns. A video of normal arrests of citizens not melting down or not being arrested at all is not going to get views. There's an inherent selection bias. Instead, you're just all "young women" in response to watching these.
 

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Or, just maybe, people who end up getting arrested are exactly the type to have these meltdowns. A video of normal arrests of citizens not melting down or not being arrested at all is not going to get views. There's an inherent selection bias. Instead, you're just all "young women" in response to watching these.
It is a proven fact that things that get the most overwhelming amount of clicks/views is things that make people laugh or piss them off. Pretty much nothing else gets the engagement those two things do.
 
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I don't think I've ever seen one on a video where they let you go no matter how well you did. So this checks out.
I've refused the 'stand on one leg' bullshit type test and asked point blank for a breathalyzer. Was released every time. FYI I don't drink n drive so it didn't matter I just didn't want to deal with yet more back pain to satisfy some asshat cops sadistic urge.
 
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I've refused the 'stand on one leg' bullshit type test and asked point blank for a breathalyzer. Was released every time. FYI I don't drink n drive so it didn't matter I just didn't want to deal with yet more back pain to satisfy some asshat cops sadistic urge.

Every time? How shitty of a driver are you that you get pulled over more than once for suspected DUi?

I haven't been pulled over since fucking 1998
 
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Every time? How shitty of a driver are you that you get pulled over more than once for suspected DUi?

I haven't been pulled over since fucking 1998
Kajiimagi Kajiimagi just before he gets into his car.
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Or, just maybe, people who end up getting arrested are exactly the type to have these meltdowns. A video of normal arrests of citizens not melting down or not being arrested at all is not going to get views. There's an inherent selection bias. Instead, you're just all "young women" in response to watching these.
which would be a valid point if millions of women were getting pulled over/arrested every day and there was only a few videos being posted, or if it was the same few women getting arrested and freaking out over and over and over again.

men have higher officer initiated engagement/interaction with law enforcement, where women are more likely to have initiated the engagement with law enforcement. same is true from traffic stops to residential interactions.

men get pulled over/cops called on them, women are the ones calling the cops.

Men as twice as likely to receive the threat or use of force against them in police engagements, compared to women.

Women are far more likely to perceive any interaction with the police as threatening or hostile.

So no. Men are the ones getting pulled over/arrested in huge numbers, far more likely to experience force or threat of force, and outside the hilarious drunks or the dindu crowd, they generally don't have freakout meltdowns (except for the chimp outs).

Where as women with their far few engagements (and they are almost always them calling the cops on a man), they almost always have meltdown/freakouts which is why theres so many videos of them doing it.