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Quineloe

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I think we should donate money just to keep this thread going. This is far more entertaining than most internet content right now.
 

Jackie Treehorn

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last nights date with deena....car date...i played with her pussy till she came....(or pretended, who cares it was fun either way) she blew me till i came 3 times then jumped on and rode me for another 4 pops....i think i she spend the rest of my money on her....
Okay, I've gotta fucking understand something here, since in another post you said you came five times at lunch.

You're actually claiming to have had seven distinct orgasms? Like, seven orgasms with ejaculation? Or do you have some kind of "edging" orgasm or something where you don't actually cum every time?

Even when I was 18-21 I didn't want to have sex more than twice a day (each having one orgasm) at best. Even with the last woman I had sex with (I'm in my 30's now,) I cum once, can easily get hard again in 15 or 20 minutes, and go for as long as she wants to, but sometimes I don't even cum the second time (or really care to.)

Seven times in the span of 30, 40 minutes? Really?
 

Johnny53

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yes really......today with capri i came 4 times from a blowjob....each one separate from the other....including the build up of pressure to the exploding in her mouth,
a even paid her extra....all within 10 minutes, maybe thats why i am addicted, and i will most likely masterbate before bed, unless the misses wants to fool around
 

Seananigans

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Well, you're either full of shit, or a freak of nature. I'm in the same boat as Jackie, I can stay hard all night but coming even the second time is tougher than the first, a third is just a chore... seven is just absurd.

No homo, but I'd watch a video of that shit. For science. Without your face obviously.
 

Johnny53

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i could get affidavids from said whores stating the number of times they had to spit ejaculate...lol
capri actually kept going until i came 10 times so she could surpass kristens record of 6, and every girl has stated that they never experienced this before with other clients, by the end i am usually laughing hysterically
 

Breakdown

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Something tells me the claims of a heroin addict who're getting paid by you won't carry much weight in the court of public opinion.

I thought the same thing but didn't want to call you out. That's a total fucking bionic man situation, most I ever came was like 10 times in an 18 hour day in high school just trying to snap as many as I could out and by the end I was firing ghost loads.

You are like the lance Armstrong of whore slaying
 

The Master

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He's already well ahead of the world record, we established this in the other thread. 16 in an hour is the current world record and he is claiming ~7-10 in ~15 minutes. Guinness could be in your future Johnny. Think about the implications!
 

AngryGerbil

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i could get affidavids from said whores
I honestly loled at this.

If you can't get an affidavit from an avowed whore claiming that you are the second coming of Christ and the one and only Son of God, you suck at life. Actually, there are hundreds of cult leaders throughout history that accomplished exactly that.
 

ohkcrlho

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J, i really appreciate your stories and some of your whores but 10 times in a day? Jebus! Just work in porn
 

Aaron

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J, i really appreciate your stories and some of your whores but 10 times in a day? Jebus! Just work in porn
This guy may be onto something here. Instead of paying to fuck you get paid to fuck. And most of them are on some sort of drugs so it's almost the same!
 

Aaron

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What side effects? You mean STDs? He already has those. Or do you mean higher pay for doing gay? Hey, maybe he'll find that interesting. I'm not judging!
 

mopoke

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This is far more entertaining than most internet content right now.
It sure is.

I had 13 orgasams one sunday years ago followed by a bottle of beer each time, (large ones 24oz) that's the beer size. Probably could have had a few more but I like beer.

Be lucky to do two in a row now, let alone ten.
 

Dabamf_sl

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No wonder you think you love these hookers. Cumming 10 times in a session (I'm still skeptical) is basically ODing on oxytocin every time. Do that much jerking off and soon you'll develop feelings for the lotion bottle.
 

Johnny53

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ahhhh hah....Gemini Adult Bookstore in Turnersville n.j, next week i will take Deena there, mid day, mid week, anybody can come and watch the show and take count if you want
 
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