My new Dating Pool

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Johnny53

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next time i will seal the condom and mail it to you, please provide address....
 

billymain

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calling bullshit.. have you ever tried to make yourself come more than twice?? jesus christ you'd need half a day to nut 8 times...good luck on a nice private parking spot. then again if you make a life out of paying junkies to play with your dick you might have issues. like coming 8 times on a "date"
 

Gavinmad

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Is this seriously the first time you nerds have heard him claim he shoots that many times? He's either completely full of shit or is about to die of stage 4 prostate cancer.
 

Aaron

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J49, if you were to win a shitton of cash in a lottery, would you divorce your wife, buy a mansion and invite all your whore girlfriends to live with you?

Just asking ... for science and all.
 

AngryGerbil

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Is this seriously the first time you nerds have heard him claim he shoots that many times? He's either completely full of shit or is about to die of stage 4 prostate cancer.
No, I just can't get over the information! The digit known as the number 8 is not an acceptable digit to place into a sentence describing the number of times a person came in a single session of sex! I saw a porno once where a dude came 3 times in about 15 minutes. He was young, in excellent physical shape, the girl he was with was a 10, and afterwards he looked like he needed to go to the hospital. I mean, I'm mostly just kidding about wanting to see 'evidence' or whatever. It's just every time I hear him say some ridiculous number I always think of Sagan's classic line. I just decided to post it is all. Why not just say, "I came a lot it was great." Why add in a bogus number like that? Anyway, if you are dying of prostate cancer Johnny, I'm sorry. Please excuse my skepticism.
 

Nester

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Itt; dudes who can't nut very often get upset about how often another blows his load. Johnny, perhaps you can keep a load journal for your haters.
 

Adebisi

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well shes not lying, she showed me the text messages and capri actually defends her mothers boorish behavior, the walk....watch the news last night a terrible storm blew through the area, and why would Capri bother when her mom clearly didn't want her there, the ride was just indicitive of her attitude,
What language is this? I think you need to get checked for syphilis
 

Johnny53

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i don't know why or how, capri and deena both have said it is weird, but it happens, capri has even mentioned that she should charge more, and she count the times, because even with a rubber on she can feel when i shoot, usually by the 5th time i break out into laughter, wolf often times my sex sessions with capri and its about 26 to 28 minutes, (hes weird)
anyway does it matter if u believe....no, my whores know, my wife knows
i really don't want to seek out new whores, because they might be one and done girls
i also take medication for chronic ulcertive colitus...maybe that affects my physiology, multiple orgasms only came on in the last 4 to 5 years
 
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