My new Dating Pool

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Frenzied Wombat

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Johnny, have you caught anything from these whores? I find it hard to believe that you haven't even picked up a cold sore. Pale chicks with tats just scream herps to me for some reason.
 

Johnny53

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cheapest whore award seems like a logical choice

whore who does the most for you in non-whore ways, cleans your car, other chores. whores rhymes w/ chores

whore who makes hookups the easiest. comes to your car, doesn't need to be picked up

whore that's the least whoreish, least track marks, etc
Deena ....straight up $40, capri always needs more, seimone is pricey
Capri.....always cleans my hog
Deena........by far the most accomodating
Seimone......
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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You know I think of all the scenarios people have given for how this ends for Johnny49 no one has stated the most likely outcome, being found dead in his vehicle after being robbed by his hoe and her pimp.
 

lurkingdirk

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We won't acknowledge that possibility because then we won't get to read about it here. Unless Seimone steals his phone, logs in here, and posts about it.

Actually, that might be fun.
 

Szeth

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No way they kill him unless he tells them he's quitting cold turkey. He's a constant cash flow, business namean?
 

TheBeagle

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^what he said. Unless he's one of those east coast guys that always carries a couple thousand in cash rolled up with a rubber band.
 

Chanur

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You guys are all downers. I prefer to think J49 will ride off into the sunset with his Magnificent Seven.
 

Adebisi

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Behold the future of Deena
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Breakdown

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LOL. You realize you are paying and he "isnt". And that she is a whore and isnt doing it because she likes it.

(dont give me that no pussy is free shit)

ATM49 to the rescue.
 

Johnny53

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LOL. You realize you are paying and he "isnt". And that she is a whore and isnt doing it because she likes it.

(dont give me that no pussy is free shit)

ATM49 to the rescue.
yeah, i know.....whoring ain't easy, seimone just texted and wants to meet,
 
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