My new Dating Pool
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Gunnar Durden
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You piece of shit. If you don't take back what you just said about George Costanza we are gonna have major beef. The man has his problems but he is no cocksucker.
ohkcrlho
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yo thats pretty tight. My ex once thought she could get me off while I was playing FF7 but I proved her wrong.
ohkcrlho
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Playing COD blacks ops while my dick being sucked was also special. Don't know why but i was playing like i was in god mode. The power of bj's lol
Szeth
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Back when I used to smoke I was getting domed while smoking a blunt and grinding EQ. Absolutely impossible to cum.
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Gunnar Durden
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George was known for trying to bring food into the bed room. He almost had it all.
Johnny53
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now last night i left work with no plans to meet anyone, but at 505 capri calls and says she wants to meet, i tried to blow her off, but shes like i can get the train and meet you at 525,tried again to blow her off, but eventually relented, so we meet, now i have been issuing awards to her via text message, while also telling her who won in other catagories, apparently she was not happy that seimone won best kisser, because last night she took the title away from seimone, also she now has me rating her performance on a scale of one to ten, while in the middle of doing it, she seems eager to win every award,
Johnny53
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for a minute i thought my feelings were hurt...thinking "BETA" meant ultra or something similar...but then i looked it up and found no meaning to coincided with that
FEELINGS = unhurt
but thanks for playing
Big Phoenix
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Already gave the wife the clap, he just wants to make sure she gets to enjoy mouth herpes too.
Diemess
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I think what y'all are failing to realize is he is now at a point where he can invent awards for her to think are legit things. You could get her to do almost anything now by saying "Best hot chocolate blowjob" or best anal while reciting the alphabet backwards or some weird shit there.
fris
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cheapest whore award seems like a logical choice
whore who does the most for you in non-whore ways, cleans your car, other chores. whores rhymes w/ chores
whore who makes hookups the easiest. comes to your car, doesn't need to be picked up
whore that's the least whoreish, least track marks, etc
whore who does the most for you in non-whore ways, cleans your car, other chores. whores rhymes w/ chores
whore who makes hookups the easiest. comes to your car, doesn't need to be picked up
whore that's the least whoreish, least track marks, etc
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