My new Dating Pool

Jesus christ thats the grossest thing ever

What's the increase in HIV transmission when you go from cooter juice to blood & cooter juice?

Have you thought about expanding your philanthropy to Africa? You'd be awesome as a 3rd world aid worker, Johnny. Fearless and contributing to the local economy.

Johnny49_sl said:

we were in the middle of a conversation, and she said she would call me later, 8 hours passed and i texted her...fuck you, i guess your too busy sucking dick to return my call

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How did she respond to this?

Gunnar_sl said:

How does one have a homeless roommate? If someone lives with you, they are your roommate. If you are both homeless, you are homeless. If you are a dope-sick hooker fucking a codependent sex addict, you are gross.

I hope we can all agree on these definitions going forward.

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Haha you guys are all killing me, from the reward categories to the answers from Johnny. I agree with whoever said post some pics here so we can put faces to the names. Deena sounds like a good time. Where's Keg? I bet she would be down to take the piss lol.

J49 did one of your girls getevicted today?

What exactly do I get for $17.50?

You get to watch?

Nester_sl said:

What exactly do I get for $17.50?

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Any type of big dog, man. Come on, keep up with the lingo.


I have no idea what that means, either...

lurkingdirk_sl said:

Any type of big dog, man. Come on, keep up with the lingo.


I have no idea what that means, either...

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Urban Dictionary wasn't very helpful. Unless she is saying "important people" or "big dicks". Is that like the barber surcharge for long hair?

I assume it really means something that will make me want to quit the internet for the morning.

Urban Dictionary gave me President Bill Clinton as Big Dog. So, possibly you'd be allowed to shove a cigar up her coochie in a room shaped like an oval. Seems a pretty specific fetish to make that list...

Bill makes the rounds. She knows this.

It's saying that she will fornicate with any large breed of dog. Very literal.

And that's something you put on a sign trying to entice customers?

But Johnny, have you ever splurged for the big dog?