Chukzombi
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New movies that dont deserve their own thread.
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Mist
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Because they're cheap and don't require traveling a lot while the world was on lockdown. This looks like they just flew 15 people at a McMansion and filmed the whole thing in 3 weeks.
They're probably going to be dumping a ton of cheap "we filmed this during a pandemic and it sucks even more than usual" movies this fall.
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Sanrith Descartes
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If they rented a McMansion and filmed it in 3 days it would b a modern porn. And through editing they would get like 5 different movies out of it.
Chukzombi
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i can understand the cheap and lockdown aspect, but Clerks was made for 28k dollars. only had a handful of characters and is a comedy classic. too bad they cant spend time on developing a good premise/story first.
Mist
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I'm sure this will make more money than Clerks did in the theater.
Behavior is motivated by incentives. There is very little incentive to create good art when crap art sells.
Chukzombi
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it looks like a chick movie, based on a book written by a chick, but its an original story. its not a reboot of anything, no CGI sparklefest, no Crawdadverse, no big name self important actors and so it might even have good acting. fuck, i may check this out.friend saw this at a preview last night and said it was really good, not my kinda movie and wouldn't even give it a second thought but then i saw the RT...
nowadays its like a badge of honor to be hated by critics and liked by audiences lol
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spronk
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popped up on torrents, think its one of those "delayed due to covid and then just released on streams, fuck it" movies. pretty laughable and typical Rich Hollywood Actors lecture audience on how white people are evil and brown people are angels, you can tell the twist at the end is durka durka forgives and probably hugs them. woulda been awesome if he and his jihad army beheads all the foreign devils and his name was Osama Bin Laden
Sanrith Descartes
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I want to make a movie where rich white liberals go to shithole Mideast country to help the oppressed poor Muslims and find that they hate rich white Americans so they murder the men with dull knives and take the white women as slaves.
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Just show them that video of Moroccan durkas beheading those white backpacking European women from a few years ago.
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Chukzombi
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havent you seen Rambo 4? basically that movie cept asians and rambo saves their ungrateful asses.
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Chukzombi
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dude. watch that movie, i saw it in the theater, twice. i highly recommend it.
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Title: Breaking (2022)
Genre: Drama, Crime, Thriller
Director: Abi Damaris Corbin
Cast: John Boyega, Michael Kenneth Williams, Nicole Beharie, Selenis Leyva, Olivia Washington, Connie Britton, Jeffrey Donovan
Release: 2022-08-26
Runtime: 103
Plot: When Marine Veteran Brian Brown-Easley is denied support from Veteran’s Affairs, financially desperate and running out of options, he takes a bank and several of its employees hostage, setting the stage for a tense confrontation with the police.
Chukzombi
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yeah, that goober already made a thread on it, because of course he would. i thought this was the movie Boyega walked out of in mid production. nope, that movie is still pushed back because they had to recast him. this must have been an earlier work or this is what he walked out for.wait is that Finn from Rise of Skywalker? lol
also RIP Omar
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