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Sebudai

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Daezuel said:
Fuck Collinsworth he's been a dumb drunk I used to have to listen to on HBO and now he slurs his way through every telecast slurping the Niners, Tom Brady, or Aaron Rodgers.
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Would you rather listen to Aikman slurp the Cowboys in the most monotone voice only a near fatal amount of concussions can produce?
 
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Daezuel

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Sebudai said:
Would you rather listen to Aikman slurp the Cowboys in the most monotone voice only a near fatal amount of concussions can produce?
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Hey just because Aikman and Joe Buck make me want to get a lobotomy doesn't mean I'd rather listen to Collinsworth.
 
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Jozu

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And then BOOM *draws yellow squiggly lines all over screen*

The good ol days.
 
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Jozu

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Romo is easily the best commentator on TV. Not only is he good at describing the action, knowing when to shut the fuck up and working off his partner, but the guy is just flat out intelligent.

His years as a player and football IQ literally allow him to diagnose plays before they unfold or predict where the ball is going to go.

He does it at least twice a game and he is almost never wrong. Its impressive.
 
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jesus h christ, I had forgotten how butch Beth Mowins' voice is. She sounds like your stereotypical phys ed teacher in any given tv comedy. I'm all for women broadcasters but at least find someone with a voice for the job
 
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Jozu said:
Romo is easily the best commentator on TV. Not only is he good at describing the action, knowing when to shut the fuck up and working off his partner, but the guy is just flat out intelligent.

His years as a player and football IQ literally allow him to diagnose plays before they unfold or predict where the ball is going to go.

He does it at least twice a game and he is almost never wrong. Its impressive.
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Oooohhhhhh I don't knowwwwwwww he makes some straaaaaanggggeeeee noises.

(College football has the best announcers)

 
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I don't understand how you guys get so bitchy about the announcers. Find something better to get your panties twisted about.

That one Carr interception was so bad last night I really wondered if he had money on the Rams.
 
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Christ I felt bad for Stafford and the loins being blown out by the J E T S at home.

Stafford looked like he was hoping they shutter the franchise and let him keep the money...

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Patriots should be taking notice of the J E T S. They will probably take over the divisional domination as soon as Brady is done or playing crappy.
 
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Jets looked pretty good, definitely surprised how well they played
 
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Chanur said:
I think Bills will be lucky to make it to 7 wins.
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I think Bills will contend for worst team in the league this year. I told my Ravens fan friend he'd be watching Redzone by halftime b/c that would be a blowout.
 
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You know what happens when you pick 5th in a snake draft? You end up taking Antonio Brown and by the time it gets back to you all the top tier RB's are gone so you freak out in the 4th round and pick LeSean McCoy. It's gonna be a long year.
 
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Daezuel said:
You know what happens when you pick 5th in a snake draft? You end up taking Antonio Brown and by the time it gets back to you all the top tier RB's are gone so you freak out in the 4th round and pick LeSean McCoy. It's gonna be a long year.
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Same...but I got Devonta Freeman. Fuck!
 
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Daezuel said:
You know what happens when you pick 5th in a snake draft? You end up taking Antonio Brown and by the time it gets back to you all the top tier RB's are gone so you freak out in the 4th round and pick LeSean McCoy. It's gonna be a long year.
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Dear lord I did the same damn thing! I got Fournette but he might be hurt now.
 
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Sebudai said:
Would you rather listen to Aikman slurp the Cowboys in the most monotone voice only a near fatal amount of concussions can produce?
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Still beats the announcer on ESPN for monday night fooball that sounds like he is 12.
 
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