No Time to Die (007 Bond)

Chukzombi

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Using body doubles for every Batsuit scene. Bond doesn't wear a mask...

If we are going for a stringbean, let's have Tom Hiddleston who can be charming and sarcastic without being a weirdo like Matt Smith and can probably put some pounds of muscle on without looking fucked up.
I didnt say it would be s success, just that they went with that notion. They expected some 140 pound limp noodle to become a 220 pound hulking piece of ripped muscle in 6 months. Meanwhile the guy was giving interviews mocking the producers. I at least think Matt Smith would try to get in shape and do something about his herman munster face.
 
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elidib

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They need look no further than Jude Law for the next perfect Bond:


 

dizzie

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Elba's too street for Bond and that's nothing to do with him being black, it's just that he's from the street and it shows when he acts no matter what part he plays. There needs to be some sophistication and refinement in the role and he just doesn't have that at all.
 

Chukzombi

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they're really just causing undue anger over this all in the name of Social Justice. do they really even want a black or female Bond? or do they just want to take away a straight white male, pussy slaying Bond? would any of these people even go watch their woke Bond movie? if i thought they were being honest about wanting a diverse spy in the world of 007, then they should be agreeable to a spinoff film featuring their otherkin hero kicking all kinds of patriarchal ass. they could even team up with 007 and fight a common villain. why do they always have to subtract when they want diversity and never add to it?
 
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I mean if people really wanted a female spy movie, the Black Widow movie would have come out 10 years ago when she was at peak popularity. No one would go see a female driven Bond movie other than the SJW thumping women.
 

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Not sure how we are supposed to look at the bonds - is there always a 007? or are we to assume that each movie it is the same 007? (like how South Park kids never age). I do not think the film runners have been consistent, because there is at least one later movie (after On Her Majesty's Secret Service) where the movie references Bond's dead wife, but in the vast majority it just never comes up.

Regardless, they already used their SJW card making the new Moneypenny black.
 

Animosity

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Its suppose to be the same guy. And the Craig movies are suppose to be prequels. But ya that writing is definitely all over on some of them.
 

Xarpolis

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is Elba really a big draw? not totally against a black guy being bond, but a lot of times black british accents are off putting.
was looking at some of the odds pages and have no idea who a lot of them are offhand.


know he doesn't have a shot, but i like to see charlie hunnam as bond, really enjoyed him in the gentlemen
Little Jimmy as the new Bond? I'd love it.

 

jayrebb

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I like Dornan. He's young and has a game vibe.

He can pull off the witty gentleman aesthetic and presentation, no doubt he works on camera, re: bodylanguage and presence-- but I'm not sure he can deliver the lines.

That was what made Brosnan so good. (Sean Connery was another bond that nailed it)

The delivery.

But since Craig's Bond, the delivery isn't as important as it was. Maybe you could polish Dornan up to be a serviceable Bond.
 

jayrebb

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If you remember correctly during Casino Royale there was a lot of controversy surrounding Craig's casting and the franchise anticipated backlash to the performance ahead of time.

A whole dozen of fluff pieces were published about how Craig is the "no nonsense Bond" and the tough guy before the movie even released-- to get people ready.

Craig was never a good traditional Bond. Just a shakeup in typecasting for Bond for whatever facelift they were going for.
 
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Falxy-US

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Little Jimmy as the new Bond? I'd love it.


The names Bond, (eye twitches), Jim Bond. (Twitch). Why don’t you come over and let me arc a load into your mouth while we Jack off to tranny porn? We need to save the Russian data chip - what’s that? Chocolate chip or sumthin? Welcome to Ted’s spy shop emporium!

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Honestly a bond that’s a degenerate weirdo would be really fun to watch!!
 

Xarpolis

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Ohh, an emporium! But what if Edgar showed up and all his teeth were dry? While being against a woman of lesser stock. Then there's also Pan. Fuck Pan. And and and... he's got so much going on in his head.
 

Mahes

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If I were to choose an actor that I think could pull off the image of James Bond but still have some youth left in him I would have to go with



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I think that Edward George Skrein would make the perfect next Bond. He has plenty of experience with action films and is British. He is well known as an actor and has no problem with physical appearance.

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But alas, Hollywood is going to take it down the stupid road.