Noah (2014)

Malice_sl

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Not sure why you guys are complaining, everything Aronofsky has written/directed has been awesome.

Except The Fountain.
 

Caliane

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what even the fuck?


Now, where in the Prometheus timeline does this fit?
 

Agraza

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My only complaint is Crowe. The guy just screams douchebag-twat. Always has, always will.

I have faith in Aronofsky.
 

Paranoia

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i thought hollywood was ruled by the jews? what is this christianity kick as of late
 

Caliane

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noah is before Abraham, Isaac, and Moses.

Also Noah lived for 950 years. and God made rainbows to remind himself not to kill everything on Earth again.
Which is kindof funny when religious fanatics attack gays, for being gay. Apparent rainbows don't help them remember.
 

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Some terrible angel movie I can't remember the name of said that God sent the flood to kill all of the angel-human hybrids called nephilim. I guess angels did a lot of boning while they were delivering God's messages and made a race of superhuman badasses. I wouldn't mind seeing a movie about that.
 

Antarius

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Some terrible angel movie I can't remember the name of said that God sent the flood to kill all of the angel-human hybrids called nephilim. I guess angels did a lot of boning while they were delivering God's messages and made a race of superhuman badasses. I wouldn't mind seeing a movie about that.
Yea, I am cautiously optimistic about this.
 

Zhaun_sl

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Some terrible angel movie I can't remember the name of said that God sent the flood to kill all of the angel-human hybrids called nephilim. I guess angels did a lot of boning while they were delivering God's messages and made a race of superhuman badasses. I wouldn't mind seeing a movie about that.
That is actually "A Thing", not just a movie. Though I don't recall if they were half-angels or not.
 

DMK_sl

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I don't see what the problem is.. The Bible is the greatest fairy tale ever told. Great source material.