Noah (2014)

Bible story trailer does well at church conference. Huge surprise.

Hopefully they troll and put some dinosaurs on the arc too.

Or they start the movie with "Once upon a time in a land far far away.."

Meh

"You stand alone and defy me?"
"I'm not alone"

I get it, it's because he has God on his side.

Those trailers certainly didn't make me want to see this movie.

Ill go see it just because I'm a sucker for anything with Ray Winstone. He has amazing screen presence. (was great in Sexy Beast, though Ben Kingsley stole that show hands down.). Ray Winston, Ian McShane and Daniel Day-Lewis are insta-watch for me.

Why does Noah have an Australian accent? Why is Noah white? Why is there an army charging on the Arc? Who would want to see this piece of shit?

Oh, Emma Watson is in this?

Foggy_sl said:

Why does Noah have an Australian accent? Why is Noah white?

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For the same reason that in almost every picture and statue of Jesus, he is a white man

You guys are complaining about Jennifer Connelly and Emma Watson being in the same movie? God damn there's a lot of fat faggots around here lately.

This looks bad.

Asshole could have rescued a few more humans. Guess he wanted to inbreed from the get go.

Vvoid_sl said:

I lust after both Jennifer Connelly and Emma Watson, but to paraphrase the immortal words of one wiser than I, unless they are hanging beav, it probably isn't enough to save this movie.

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Maybe the storm will wash away all their clothes.

Ridas_sl said:

Asshole could have rescued a few more humans. Guess he wanted to inbreed from the get go.

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Well at least NOW he has an excuse to shove it in Emma's porkhole.