On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

Duppin_sl

shitlord
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They keep putting up flyers with the description of his car at the high school, so he's got to change things up.
 

Gaige

Legal Ephebophile
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Small Penis Depression
Having a small penis is a blessing. Chicks are much more willing to have anal sex with your hung like a baby's thumb.

They keep putting up flyers with the description of his car at the high school, so he's got to change things up.
I live less than an hour from Nevada, if I were high school stalking why wouldn't I do it in a state where it's legal?
 

Gaige

Legal Ephebophile
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Does Gaige secretly like 14 year old girls because, like him, their parents pay for all their stuff?
My parents don't pay for everything. In fact I just paid all my bills this morning. They just pay for some stuff I can't afford that I want. Like normal parents.

Well, he DID complain that he didn't have enough in common with women his age.
Ya, because most women my age smoke, drink, do drugs and are drama filled idiots. They want to get married and be taken care of.

Oh, and btw, I view smoking, drinking and especially drug use way more morally repulsive than banging a 16 year old in states where it's legal.
 

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
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How old are you that you have your parents paying your car payments and buying you xboxes so you can impress the junior high-school girlies?

Edit: Do your parents know that you're in to little girls?
 

Gaige

Legal Ephebophile
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How old are you that you have your parents paying your car payments and buying you xboxes
I'm 36, I'll be 37 in three weeks. I never said they pay my car payments I said they bought my cars. They bought my 08 Silverado and my 02 Civic Si outright. They also bought my 2013 CBR 250R outright.

Considering my mom hangs out with my gf a lot and helps babysit the kids I'd say they're fully aware of what kind of women I'm in to.

That ain't normal parents in my world.
I'm sorry your parents don't help you out. Most parents do.
 

Gaige

Legal Ephebophile
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Who said I can't? I make $45k a year and live in a place that has a relatively low cost of living. Can or can't isn't an issue. I just don't. My parents don't think it's necessary for me to spend my money on something like that.
 

Duppin_sl

shitlord
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I guess they figured since they're having to pay for all of his court settlements, might as well pay for his cars too.
 

zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
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Soooo, I hate to do this but do we need to delve deeper and consider the possibility that Gaige is the way he is because of his parents or do his parents just feel bad for him because he is the way he is?
 

Duppin_sl

shitlord
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They've probably sheltered him from the consequences of his actions all his life, so he's decided that whatever he can get away with is "normal".
 

Mures

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Live at home until your 33, don't get an education or save any amount of money to purchase a home or even your own car, the new American dream.