Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

Fifey

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I give till the end of the month till onoes gets his first tattoo. If you want attention, nothing gets it quite like a throat piece.
 
Alex

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Haha, that's right. His last name is Awesome or something like that right?
 
Nester

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Onoes, not sure if you noticed but one of your crazy ex's put a bunch of earrings In your face. You might want to get that looked into.
 
Onoes

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My name is Mikel Supercool Allen.
My sons are Conrad Awesome Allen, and Max Awesome Allen. They're adorable.
 
Gavinmad

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You done fucked up with those kids names bro.

Max should have been Max Powers Allen. Shouldn't have given them both the same middle name.
 
Onoes

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And because thats probably going to spark up the whole name debate again, let me head it off with- How many people know your middle name? Almost no one? Yeah, so why not have fun with it.

If that still doesn't work for you, well, suck a dick? :p
 
Noodleface

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If anyone is ever around SE Massachusetts and wants to hang out but not bang my sister, I'm game. Actually, if you aren't a deadbeat you can bang my sister - her boyfriend doesn't have a job and just plays LoL until 6AM every day while living in my dad's basement.

PLZ.
 
Fifey

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The names are fine but it's the combination of the names, dressing like a hot topic punk teenager, Jurassic park truck and flirting with your daughters sixteen year old friends. When you mix all that together, it's a bit worrisome.
 
Soygen

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Those names weren't nearly as bad as I hoped they would be.
 
stupidmonkey

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Noodleface_sl said:
If anyone is ever around SE Massachusetts and wants to hang out but not bang my sister, I'm game. Actually, if you aren't a deadbeat you can bang my sister - her boyfriend doesn't have a job and just plays LoL until 6AM every day while living in my dad's basement.

PLZ.
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Pic of said sister.
 
stupidmonkey

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Onoes you crazy fucker, I will be around those dates. Let's see what we can conjure up for the Rerolled crew.
 
BoldW

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What does Onoes do again? I have it in my head that he does sales. That can't be right.
 
Onoes

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Which technically means I fit the criteria of banging Noodles sister, but knowing his murderous rages now, think I'll pass. :p

Unless she's cute, then I'll risk it.

Pics.
 
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