Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

Big Flex

Big Flex

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So what is my name, or rather - who am I? A fond, departed friend once called me "a loomer of legends", which is bright, but quite unrepeatable. "The Loomer" rings like false gold, which is the worst kind.
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hahahaha what the fuck
 
TheBeagle

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Wow that's bad. It reads like a super nerdy junior high student is attempting to write his first, fantasy-themed novella.

A few friends of merit have noted that I am in fact reaching the evening of life, and despite the incidental rudeness, I consider prudent their advice to compose a trove of missives directing the well-inclined on how to account for this, my humble "vault" of the history of Terminus - and a few things beyond."
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Holy fucking word salad, someone's never taken even a basic college English Comp. class. How many times do you think whoever wrote that sentence thumbed through his Thesaurus? "A trove of missives"...Christ, I'm literally offended at how try-hard and awful that is. Fucking role-players.
 
Muligan

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Surely we can some how be one of the Bandit camps right? a Rerolled Bandit Who gets to be the Brigand? I'm hoping I buy my way into being the next Dorn or Dragoon Zytl
 
Arden

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Jimbolini_sl said:
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Pantheon: Rise of the Fallen - Advanced Forum Detail Topic - Pantheon Store has been removed
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Yikes. Their writing just keeps getting better and better. That first paragraph/sentence would make William Faulkner cringe
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