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Nice man, first game is where you play someone that has to kill people. What a terrible father!!!

I feel like my kid will be the same. He already wants to play with our phones and he's only 6 months...

Noodlemod_sl said:

Nice man, first game is where you play someone that has to kill people. What a terrible father!!!

I feel like my kid will be the same. He already wants to play with our phones and he's only 6 months...

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That'll come quick, My kid has been using our tablets for probably a year now, since about 1 1/2. He has an Itsy Bitsy Spider app that he loves, he likes doing various baloon pop games, shape/color puzzles, etc.

He knows he can't use the tablets without our permission, so he'll go get one, carry it over to us and say "Tablet Time?".

Reading this thread is brutal, I still have 3 and a half month till my son arrives. It's like reading a thread where everyone is beta testing a game and I have to wait till release.

The release is buggy and there's a lot of shit

Wait for the first patch

Ritley_sl said:

Checking in, where do I get the club jacket?

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Congratulations, man. Three poop machines ready to go to work. Wow.

As you have three kids you should really get two of them to play violin and one cello. You have an instant trio, and they'll be able to make so much money playing weddings and shit, they'll have college paid for by the time they get there. I shit you not.

Valid suggestion. Under consideration

lurkingdirk_sl said:

As you have three kids you should really get two of them to play violin and one cello. You have an instant trio, and they'll be able to make so much money playing weddings and shit, they'll have college paid for by the time they get there. I shit you not.

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I prefer Sax and Violins

What the fuck are you guys on about

drums, bass, guitar

Noodlemod_sl said:

What the fuck are you guys on about

drums, bass, guitar

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Not if you want them to make money.

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Noodlemod_sl said:

What the fuck are you guys on about

drums, bass, guitar

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I think he's referring to the actual ceremony, not the reception. At least I hope so.

Last night finally felt the tip of his first tooth poking out of the gums, hallelujah. He went to be really easy for once. He woke up every 3 hours but basically just needed to be held to fall back asleep. I wonder if part of it is him waking up in a room all by himself.

Khane_sl said:

I think he's referring to the actual ceremony, not the reception. At least I hope so.

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I personally don't see how this refutes what he said.

I wasn't saying you can't have a metal wedding march. I was saying, for the love of god, why would you only have 2 violins and a cello at a reception? Most boring wedding reception ever? Probably.

Not boring if they were plugged into Peavey 5150's

Fuck triplets. My greatest fear.

My wife is already talking about a third child. I'm like nopenopenope. What if you have twins or more? ffuuuufufuuuuuuuu.

I don't own a farm, I don't need extra hands.

Congrats man, glad to hear everything is awesome. Welcome to the club. You get a first row seat, we won't hear from you for a few years now.