Noodleface
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That's good news. Can we have that video as one of the new reaction gifs?
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Noodleface
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Baby was constipated for 24 hours. One solution I read was stimulate his ass... I was skeptical.
Rammed a qtip in there, slammed it around a bit and within 2 minutes he emptied his entire bowels
Rammed a qtip in there, slammed it around a bit and within 2 minutes he emptied his entire bowels
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You just had to break the seal. Bet he felt great after taking that dump.
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Man. Babies, rectums, poop, and so forth. Parents have to do weird stuff. We're the most evolved form of life, right? Why can't our young walk and poop in a litter box when born?
It's interesting to remember this stuff now that my kids are older. If I talk to my teenage girls about poop or related matters they are totally embarrassed. My youngest likes to call everyone Sir (or Madam) PoopsAlot. High humour factor here.
It's interesting to remember this stuff now that my kids are older. If I talk to my teenage girls about poop or related matters they are totally embarrassed. My youngest likes to call everyone Sir (or Madam) PoopsAlot. High humour factor here.
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Noodleface
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Well it was weird because for one I thought there'd be resistance and he'd get upset. He just had a super concentrated look and it glided quickly in. I was taken aback.
The funny thing is right after that he fell asleep for 3 hours. Didn't sleep at all last night
The funny thing is right after that he fell asleep for 3 hours. Didn't sleep at all last night
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You gotta get that boy some plastic dog doo so he can terrorize his sisters.
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Did you know that Amazon sells fake plastic dog poop? I've now ordered some for my son. Shit's gonna be hilarious.
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Went to a 1 yr bday party this weekend. My daughter is as big or bigger than kids 8 months older. I know she's big, but it's weird to see the comparison in person.
Noodleface
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My sister's daughter is 1 year younger than my son and outweighs him and is just as tall. Sister had gestational diabetes and the baby came out huge
ZyyzYzzy
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Pretty sure there is no correlation between birth weight and gestational beetus
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No thanks.
But her name does work perfectly before "asaurus Rex".
No gestational diabetes for the wife, and the baby was 7.5lbs