Peacemaker

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Chukzombi said:
All hell is going to break loose when his black best friend shows up and his best dimension ever friends freak out and try to kill her before she has a chance to breed and fuck up the gene pool. Chris sees his 'best dimension ever' friends as they really are and it messes with him that he turned into his dad and is a crazy racist too. It causes him to have a breakdown and crazy shit happens.

Chris can side with the best dimension friends and kill his old friends which would be wild. Or more likely, he kills his dad and brother again and then has to kill the blonde who loves him and destroys this dimension somehow. Probably has to do with the ancient alien handbag device that moves the doors. I dunno, I'm trying to make this show better than it is.
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Well at least something would be happening.
 
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Sanrith Descartes said:
Why is it so hard to write a second season of TV and it not suck? Literally the only good thing to come out of S2 so far is Eagly, or as he shall forever be known as, "The Primal Eagle". Peacemaker in the SS movie and S1 was enjoyable because he was a total douche. We didn't want or need a redemption arc. He is fucking irredeemable. That's why we liked him.
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He should have let someone else help write it, its pretty obvious he was too busy with Superman and this got rushed.
 
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Khane

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Nah, this isn't rushed. Its romance driven instead of superhero driven. It sucks because of tropes and cliches. Peacemaker is a timid widdle boy who just wants to be wuvved because his dimension dad sucked and his dimension crush is more of a man than he is. So lets go to the American Dream dimension.

It's been done so much, even just within this genre, that it's just completely boring and predictable.
 
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Well we finally got some vigilante lol

Ok wtf big cameo. And that answered a lot of questions
 
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OK so I'm taking up donations to get one of them door portal doohickeys so we can move to the "Perfect Universe". Who wants to go?
 
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Major issue this season is having (aside from being so long between seasons) is the lack of a antagonist with agency. This is the typical WB type shit where the heroes themselves are the source of all of their own problems and everyone lies to each other to create stupid drama. The butterfly aliens represented an actual existential threat for the characters to unite against. This season is 2/3rds Chris feeling sorry for himself and 1/3 main universe Harcourt being a giant cunt causing all the issues. Its basically the same issue a lot of the mid era Avengers movies had, where they literally created their own problems. Its not fun to watch and it stifles the comedy on top of all of that. Its not helping much that Flag Sr has erratic and inconsistent behavior/motivations, either. Its a lazy form of storytelling when you cannot come up with a good follow up to the original premise. Its worth noting that while the Guardians Movies had similar issues, Gunn was at least smart enough to include good antagonists to drive the story. This season, he forgot that the heroes need an external threat. I mean, unless Eagley is a multidimensional bad guy that caused this all to happen........ but thats just me trying to turd polish this fairly overdone and basic story arc he settled in on.

I do think a lot of the edge lords are overreacting here, but its undeniable that the quality of the show dropped and we are entirely doing a whole season of woe is me, or Sadmaker as my wife called the show. Its still better than shit like Alien Earth and when the big reveal we all know is coming happens watching Gunn piss off literally everyone is going to make for its own entertainment. I mean there is zero way this whole perfect white world idea (interesting on paper, but in current year......) is not going to come off as both triggering to the race baiters and eye rolling to the based when he tries to resolve it. But the amount of filler in what is already a limited premise is just not creating the kind of unique vibe the first season had.
 
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Considering Gunn’s involvement, I would laugh if they introduced GI Robot in live action and it gets brought through the portal and then goes full Skynet
 
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This show is hot fucking garbage. What even happened this episode? Oh they found out they're in nazi land with no black people like it hasn't been telegraphed for the last 4 episodes? Shocking! I was on the edge of my seat watching the fat black lady run from all the white suburbanites that were about to lynch her.
 
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I don't know what there angle is with the whole Hitler winning thing. Hitler won and the world is the best world but try and say hitler is horrible lol. It's amazing how much credit they give him, Dude had a short stint while impressive he isnt even ranked with any them
 
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It was probably one of the more entertaining episodes of the season, sadly.

Adrian's part was pretty fucking funny. He's generally been the highlight of both seasons though.
 
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Decent enough ep. I hate alterverses, but this was done in an entertaining way.

LOL at Taystee running down the road.
 
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Xevy

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This is a Gunn classic of making everyone a Nazi so he can just let the protagonists kill everyone on screen at any time.

I'm for it.
 
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Bald Brah said:
This show is hot fucking garbage. What even happened this episode? Oh they found out they're in nazi land with no black people like it hasn't been telegraphed for the last 4 episodes? Shocking! I was on the edge of my seat watching the fat black lady run from all the white suburbanites that were about to lynch her.
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I was too, I was wondering if that overweight heifer was going to stroke out running like that.
 
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Gravel said:
It was probably one of the more entertaining episodes of the season, sadly.

Adrian's part was pretty fucking funny. He's generally been the highlight of both seasons though.
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I don't like how they had the cliffhanger, is he going to be pissed he didnt kill him?
 
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