Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

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BrutulTM

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Yeah, that's the most reliable move we've seen work. If one was attacking me, (and I didn't have my gun for some reason) I'd probably still try for the rear naked choke. A 6 ft 2x4 to the noggin from atop a car also works. But you have to be lucky enough to have that 2x4 and connect with it.

Gav made me realize something. I need to start carrying a second knife. The one I have now is in my left pocket. It would be pretty easy to deny me access to that pocket in a fight.
I used to work with a guy from Belgium. He told me that feral dogs are a big problem over there and they teach you to fight them with 2 sticks. Let the dog bite one of them and then beat him with the other.
 
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I used to work with a guy from Belgium. He told me that feral dogs are a big problem over there and they teach you to fight them with 2 sticks. Let the dog bite one of them and then beat him with the other.
If the dog bites a stick, you can probably step on its neck. From there dog's lose always. They'll be unable to bite you, and its teeth is a dog's only real weapon.
 
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FULL CONTEXT > Dorje, 9 y/o pitbull, was a “service animal” to homeless man who was unresponsive at library. Security attempted to do a welfare check when dog attacked.
 

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even though videos were censored they are still being deleted because, I assume, the bloody strips on the ground were flesh and not cloth
 
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Dear lord

here is the video. Warning graphic and sad

is the owner the one watering the fucking dog? he doesn't even have it on the stream setting

also 3 popo w/ 3 guns? why not shoot instead of using the blunt end of an axe? is there some protect the dogs mandate in tx?
 
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Those are firefighters. Apparently they were the first responders? Not sure where the police are.
 
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Was it Austin? In most parts of Texas, 50% of the male bystanders would be armed.
 

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Staffordshire Terriers, not pitbulls. Decolonize your mind.




Did you write this?

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No but I did laugh at it. I feel like both breeds are energetic and good-natured and merely unlikely to turn into elderly-eating, fireman-fighting deathbeasts.

Watching a pitbull shrug off a full power pick-axe swing from a trained firefighter really crystallizes how fucked you probably are if one of these things decides to end you.
 

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Ah yes, just another good natured and energetic breed that just randomly rips off peoples faces!
 
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No but I did laugh at it. I feel like both breeds are energetic and good-natured and merely unlikely to turn into elderly-eating, fireman-fighting deathbeasts.

Watching a pitbull shrug off a full power pick-axe swing from a trained firefighter really crystallizes how fucked you probably are if one of these things decides to end you.
If the Last of Us happened, the pit bulls would help humanity survive?
 

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No but I did laugh at it. I feel like both breeds are energetic and good-natured and merely unlikely to turn into elderly-eating, fireman-fighting deathbeasts.

Watching a pitbull shrug off a full power pick-axe swing from a trained firefighter really crystallizes how fucked you probably are if one of these things decides to end you.

I don't know if i'd call that video an example of a "full power swing" unless we're talking full power levels of a child/small female/old person.
 
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Tuco

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If the Last of Us happened, the pit bulls would help humanity survive?
That's a good question.

I'd say no. A family looking to protect what they have might enjoy having their own monster, so that's good for them against other humans. The roving bands of ownerless-pitbulls would basically be apex predators in most suburbia areas. Any benefit of pitbull on mushroom zombie action would be heavily outweighed by zombie pits. A pitbull would probably happily trade bites with a zombie so it'd be a one-time use thing and then you'd have to put it down.