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I rewatched the first episode with the wife to see if she liked it. The part where the USDA head is talking to her is the most infuriating thing I may have ever seen. Instead of asking for answers, she literally just starts yelling at them.

"Are there are questions for us, Carol? Anything at all?"
"Uh, uh, yeah, sure...I guess to start with, what the fuck is happening?"
"Well, basically..."
"It's an alien invasion, right? I mean, obviously it's an alien invasion."
"Actually, no, it is not"
"What the fuck it isn't. You know my name, you know Helen's name, you are talking to me from my TV. And what the fuck is with everybody's shit, like, and the two neighbor kids know where some god damn key is. How, how would they know that? Are you reading my mind?"

She gives zero shits about what's going on, or why her wife(?) is dead, or what any of it means. She's just going to yell and draw her own conclusions.
 
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Gravel said:
She gives zero shits about what's going on, or why her wife(?) is dead, or what any of it means. She's just going to yell and draw her own conclusions.
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It's like you've never interacted with a woman before.
 
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Gravel said:
I rewatched the first episode with the wife to see if she liked it. The part where the USDA head is talking to her is the most infuriating thing I may have ever seen. Instead of asking for answers, she literally just starts yelling at them.

"Are there are questions for us, Carol? Anything at all?"
"Uh, uh, yeah, sure...I guess to start with, what the fuck is happening?"
"Well, basically..."
"It's an alien invasion, right? I mean, obviously it's an alien invasion."
"Actually, no, it is not"
"What the fuck it isn't. You know my name, you know Helen's name, you are talking to me from my TV. And what the fuck is with everybody's shit, like, and the two neighbor kids know where some god damn key is. How, how would they know that? Are you reading my mind?"

She gives zero shits about what's going on, or why her wife(?) is dead, or what any of it means. She's just going to yell and draw her own conclusions.
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enjoy the show but this is my biggest problem as well

pretty sure she could pretzil logic then into releasing people or not turning her. Regardless, they are so open an immune should be able to figure out 99% of whats going on with a few hours of discourse, but i guess that wouldn't be a very long show

maybe the real journey is the look into the mind of a middle aged educated white woman, and it’s full of horrors.
 
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Seananigans said:
This chick is the most boring retard who ever could have been "one of the immune."

They are amicable and apparently 100% truthful and absolutely willing to answer any question, and have instant connection to literally all current human knowledge in existence. How in the fucking fuck fuck do you not immediately use this?

I'd spend a solid two weeks simply confirming/disconfirming anything I suspected to be true that we had no way of proving, especially regarding human behavior. Like I realize most of it is pretty irrelevant at this point, but I must be a weirdo who loves knowledge. And hey, on the off chance this is reversed somehow, it would be pretty great to know the truth of things. This is like ChatGPT but it actually knows things instead of just running retarded math algorithms on words.
  • Confirm Jeff Epstein status, he's probably still alive somewhere
  • Confirm all "intelligence agency" conspiracy theories
  • Confirm who really steers Western Civilization and the World
  • Confirm if vast majority or even all "gays" were abused as a child, spoiler alert
  • UFOs/Aliens
  • Lizard People
  • etc

God I'd have endless entertainment.

Pretty clever show other than the main character being so goddamn boring and retarded. As mentioned by others, it's surprisingly satisfying watching a bunch of humans work in perfect concert.
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The how it should have ended could be pretty good for pluribus.



This show would be over in five minutes with a competent protagonist. And probably because the protagonist would trigger some pod people failsafe to just execute her once she started noticing too hard and became a risk.
 
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Chanur said:
Pretty interesting theory and how the show links to the Twilight Zone.

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Guess the magic of guessing, week to week, about a show like LOST almost 20 years ago are dead.

Someone will figure the shit out in a couple of weeks.

Oh well.
 
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