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Knocked out a couple of movies young me wanted to see but never got to:

Reign of Fire: heard this was a pile of shit and it didn’t disappoint. Fucking awful, lol.

Labyrinth: weird as hell but entertaining. Obviously would have made more of an impact as a kid, I’m sure. I’ll give it bulge/10.
I saw Reign of Fire in the theater back in the day, and I rewatched it maybe a month or so ago. Even though the CGI is a little dated, it's still a fantastic movie. Just refreshing to see something original.

I'm honestly shocked you've never seen Labyrinth before. I watched it multiple times as a kid. I think I even had a damn book like they used to do for older movies that were coffee table sized. Think I had one for Gremlins too.
 
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Knocked out a couple of movies young me wanted to see but never got to:

Reign of Fire: heard this was a pile of shit and it didn’t disappoint. Fucking awful, lol.

Labyrinth: weird as hell but entertaining. Obviously would have made more of an impact as a kid, I’m sure. I’ll give it bulge/10.
Dance Magic Dance!!

Back in EQ the guild I was in was called Lost Fires. We had a little saying for boss kills and loot drops, "Pants Magic Pants!!"
 
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I saw Reign of Fire in the theater back in the day, and I rewatched it maybe a month or so ago. Even though the CGI is a little dated, it's still a fantastic movie. Just refreshing to see something original.
It was at least entertaining. Just wasn't good, haha. But yeah, something different, at least.
 
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Watching the 2013 "The Bachelor: Australia" on Hulu and man, it's wild how different television was in 2013 compared to 2025. Every single woman is normal. They all have long hair, and almost every single one of them are traditionally beautiful. The worst looking gal is still a 7/10.

I really appreciate and mostly stick to older media for a lot of reasons, but one of them is the casting. God forbid you don't cast Lizzo or Amy Schumer to be the lead in your movie.
I’m watching episode 4 and my wife walked in the room. She asked, “was this filmed in 2025? they look different.”

Nah, it’s 2013.

“That’s it. Their faces look different because no one has filler or Botox in their faces. No nose jobs.”

100%. I couldn’t put my thumb on it but that’s it. the girls look so much more natural and traditionally beautiful. I don’t mind nose jobs (hell, I’m getting my deviated septum fixed at the end of the month), but all the chemicals in their face (like Harcort from Peacemaker) look so puffy and weird. Like their faces are stung by bees.


I didn’t notice how bad Jennifer holland (harcort) face was until Gravel pointed it out and now I can’t unsee it.
 

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Dance Magic Dance!!

Back in EQ the guild I was in was called Lost Fires. We had a little saying for boss kills and loot drops, "Pants Magic Pants!!"
I used to use Fancy Pants as an alternate name for one of my characters in UO. Have you got a goddamn energy bolt from Fancy Pants, you knew you were fucked. If you weren't murdered out in the wild, your house was getting robbed. Unfortunately I didn't make him black.
 
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lol dude they are not Mormons. They’re both atheists.
They both grew up Mormons but then I guess abandoned their retarded Church because of aliens. I agree that they're atheists at this point, but you got to at least understand that humor started from their religion.

Can I watch Orgasmo. I want to say that's probably their first movie except I think there's another one that was a real small independent film, cannibal the musical, which I've never seen.
 

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It was at least entertaining. Just wasn't good, haha. But yeah, something different, at least.
I was honestly surprised at how much I enjoyed a rewatch. Like I said I saw it in the theater because one of my buddies really wanted to go see it, and we loved it at the time, because back then it was top of the line special effects.

It's a good movie, and I makes you care about the characters and there's a nice big payoff at the ass end. Total popcorn flick, but it's better than most of the stuff that comes out nowadays.
 

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They both grew up Mormons
No, they didn't, homie. Trey Parker was raised Catholic. Matt Stone was raised Jewish. Kyle Broflovski (Jew) is based on Matt Stone. His parents even have the same name. However, I think the Mormons are just as retarded as Protestant or Catholic Christians.

They grew up in Colorado and had a lot of Mormon friends, and one of them dated a Mormon girl, but I forget which one did. I do recommend seeing the Book of Mormon because it's amazing. My wife and I won front row tickets and it was an incredible experience. Super well written play.

cannibal the musical, which I've never seen.

100% recommend watching this. It's for free on youtube. It's pretty bad but a cult classic. It's got Squeek from Baseketball in it.

 
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No, they didn't, homie. Trey Parker was raised Catholic. Matt Stone was raised Jewish. Kyle Broflovski (Jew) is based on Matt Stone. His parents even have the same name. However, I think the Mormons are just as retarded as Protestant or Catholic Christians.

They grew up in Colorado and had a lot of Mormon friends, and one of them dated a Mormon girl, but I forget which one did. I do recommend seeing the Book of Mormon because it's amazing. My wife and I won front row tickets and it was an incredible experience. Super well written play.



100% recommend watching this. It's for free on youtube. It's pretty bad but a cult classic. It's got Squeek from Baseketball in it.


I swear, if you rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm ought of here....😉
 
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Welcome Home Yo GIF by Bombay Softwares
 
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Good Kyle Gallner flick and one of his first ones as more then a background actor. Low budget but great practical effects / cringe CGI effects lol, and a great possessing act from the lead actress. Kind of gets silly in the end but it’s a fun twist

Good Halloween season flick and a solid 7.5/10 and it’s on Shudder
 
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Good Kyle Gallner flick and one of his first. Low budget but great practical effects and a great possessing act from the lead actress. Kind of gets silly in the end but it’s a fun twist

Good Halloween season flick and a solid 7.5/10 and it’s on Shudder

edit. Cast on tmdb is incorrect it must have it mixed up.
Thanks, I'll have to check this one out.
 
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Watched the new naked gun movie with Liam Neeson. Better than expected, but he still doesn't really fit especially his voice, maybe a 6/10
 

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Currently watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) OG movie.

Never watched it. Started it on a whim. Hot damn is it a fun movie with an all-star cast.
 
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