Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

Someone should pee on her. Not Keg though, he chickened out last time.

Dick to asshole is like prime AIDS territory, can't blame her.

How have the last few pages of this thread not been everyone posting HOLY FUCKING SHIT ASSBALLS GRRFGLTONARRRKLOUUGH and then everyone dies. This is more insane than sam being a pedo, the xbox scandal, brads vicodin habit, and all of j49's and Antarius's adventures combined. This is more insane than if we discovered we're all computer simulations. This is more insane than kuriin going straight, j49 going monogamous, tyen becoming a worthwhile human being, trex being attractive, me not getting shit on with cat food, and araysar being mentally stable combined.

What is wrong with you people. Please, some enthusiasm. Are we so used to this kind of shit that the former partner of the lord and savior of all of eq and our forum god has become a prostitute? Jesus Loriisahooker Christ

Dabamf_sl said:

This is more insane than sam being a pedo, the xbox scandal, brads vicodin habit, and all of j49's and Antarius's adventures combined.

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Its not insane at all. Sadly its hardly surprising. Just another step in the downward spiral. We already knew she was addicted to opiates and begging/scamming people for money to support herself back in Ohio. She's still got a semi ok body and fake tits, prostitution is not a crazy progression for a junkie.

Where's her son she cared so much about while she's banging random greaseballs for drug money in some hotel room? I guess he's probably a teenager by now? Still, back in some apartment somewhere? In custody of grandma or dad?

Barraco Bisi_sl said:

At least she's working for it.

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Never date a woman who rides the bangbus to work.

Well... I mean, if I was more surprised it'd be different. But I grew up around a lot of gold diggers and she always, always acted just like them. Whoring is what failed gold diggers who have burned all their bridges usually resort to (or stripping, but it usually ends in the same place). Especially if they have a kid or got used to a certain lifestyle from almost succeeding at locking a guy down.

lendarios_sl said:

Where can I get the stories about j49?

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Have to dig through the GWBYHT.

Barraco Bisi_sl said:

Was the Cali house and pool all funded by Furor?

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I always thought that was HIS pad, she was just living there.

Famm_sl said:

Its not insane at all. Sadly its hardly surprising. Just another step in the downward spiral. We already knew she was addicted to opiates and begging/scamming people for money to support herself back in Ohio. She's still got a semi ok body and fake tits, prostitution is not a crazy progression for a junkie.

Where's her son she cared so much about while she's banging random greaseballs for drug money in some hotel room? I guess he's probably a teenager by now? Still, back in some apartment somewhere? In custody of grandma or dad?

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He's almost 17 now.

Yes house+pool was. Pretty sure they moved into the place a couple years after they were together.

Wonder if a_skeleton_03 knew about this? He knew her pretty well back then before they fell out. I'm guessing not though.

Someone clue him in to the thread, I wanted to but being lazy. I figured he's an IRC dude so he'd know already though.

Famm_sl said:

Someone clue him in to the thread, I wanted to but being lazy. I figured he's an IRC dude so he'd know already though.

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You are correct.

Dabamf_sl said:

How have the last few pages of this thread not been everyone posting HOLY FUCKING SHIT ASSBALLS GRRFGLTONARRRKLOUUGH and then everyone dies. This is more insane than sam being a pedo, the xbox scandal, brads vicodin habit, and all of j49's and Antarius's adventures combined. This is more insane than if we discovered we're all computer simulations. This is more insane than kuriin going straight, j49 going monogamous, tyen becoming a worthwhile human being, trex being attractive, me not getting shit on with cat food, and araysar being mentally stable combined.

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It seems pretty insane for the first few minutes until one realizes that it's par for the course for her, and that it's almost too sad to make fun of her. I mean, she's out there blowing shitcock for $50. What more needs to be said?

2012: Vicodin whore.
2014: Blowing poopud for $50.
2016: Pic on Ohio's Faces of Meth blotter.

Still think someone should pee on her. Would be worth a lot of Tuconets.