Seen it happen in person at least 4 times, almost word for word too. Is that some sort of Ultra RedPillScript thats being used at bars?Sitting talking to a friend at the bar and a drunk 8 sits down next to me. We're minding our own business, she's loud and obnoxious. I'm taking up maximum space at the bar (actually have my feet up on the bar and leaning back on the bar stool) and giving her no attention. Catch her eye and she says "You're a typical douchebag player aren't you?"
Me: "That's Mr. Douchebag to you."
Her: "That's what I thought. You don't even deny it."
Me (with a smirk): "Nope. And you obviously have no manners. I know your type. Rich little daddy's girl who always got everything she ever wanted. You need to be disciplined."
Her (Contemptuously): "Oh really. Who's going to discipline me? You?
Me (Leaning in and whispering in her ear): "I'm out of your league sweetheart, but if you'd really like, I'd be happy to bend you over my knee and spank that pale little ass of yours until it leaves big red hand prints." Her mouth drops open.
I turn around and start talking to my friend again and feel a tap on my shoulder. Turn back to her and she says "Will you dance with me?"
I couldn't believe it.
The progression of male incredulity about female sexual nature:
Stage 1: "I don't believe it."
Stage 2: "I couldn't believe it!"
Stage 3: "I'm beginning to believe it."
Stage Player: "Wasn't it always obvious?"